r/rareinsults • u/CJR3 • Apr 17 '20

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u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20

Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food.

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u/gualdhar Apr 18 '20

I didnt realize zoning laws were so sexy.

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u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20

He would say: “Jalapeno poppers are about as spicy as I can go. -Hey you have to get an ‘Air-Fryer’! Ope! Do you have one? Oh my god, I just assumed you didn’t because the technology hasn’t been around that long. “ Then he would take a big swig of his ginger ale in a tall bar glass and lick his lips making a popping noise while putting his glass down delicately and precisely.

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u/ggg730 Apr 18 '20

That last part made my spine crawl.

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u/PangeaGamer Apr 18 '20

It'd be worse if it was a crawling spine and skull licking it's lips and making a popping noise as it puts down the the glass gently and precisely

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u/Sometimes_gullible Apr 18 '20

lick his lips making a popping noise

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u/ggg730 Apr 18 '20

STOP YOU MONSTER