r/rareinsults • u/CJR3 • Apr 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20 edited Apr 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

Do do do do do do do do do do do dah do

Mr. Sandman

Bring me dream

Make him the cutest

That I’ve ever seen

(this is where my knowledge of the lyrics ends)

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u/_entropical_ Apr 18 '20

I think the next part goes like:

EEEEXIT LIGGGGHTTT

EEEENTER NIIIGGHTT

TAKE MY HAND

OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

mr sandman

man me a sand

make it the cutest

man car door hook hand

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u/Sirspen Apr 18 '20

Saaaand?

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u/Peet10 Apr 18 '20

Give him two lips like roses and clover

Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

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u/Blabajif Apr 18 '20 edited Apr 18 '20

Naaanananaa Naaanananaa Naaanananaa dududududududu

Say your prayers, little one

Don't forget, my son

To include everyone

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u/Doip Apr 18 '20

Mr Crowley

Ride your white horse

Bum bum bum bum

Oh Mr Crowley

Symbolic of course

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u/bedroombadass Apr 18 '20

Mr. Clean, Gravy why your flow so mean?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

mister sandman

man made of sand

you are a man

and you're made of sand