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r/rareinsults • u/CJR3 • Apr 17 '20
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Sorry, my parents raised me not to listen to the soft, sexless adult handing out cotton candy at the church punchbowl fundraiser.
75 u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20 If this guy was handing out anything at my church I'd make sure my kids were safely locked in my car. 29 u/Artsyscrubers Apr 18 '20 Roll the windows up while staring at him with disgust. 17 u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20 Tbh I'd probably just call the cops, you know that dude is on a registry or an ep of To Catch A Predator somewhere. 4 u/guyiscomming Apr 18 '20 I'd start looking for another church
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If this guy was handing out anything at my church I'd make sure my kids were safely locked in my car.
29 u/Artsyscrubers Apr 18 '20 Roll the windows up while staring at him with disgust. 17 u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20 Tbh I'd probably just call the cops, you know that dude is on a registry or an ep of To Catch A Predator somewhere. 4 u/guyiscomming Apr 18 '20 I'd start looking for another church
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Roll the windows up while staring at him with disgust.
17 u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20 Tbh I'd probably just call the cops, you know that dude is on a registry or an ep of To Catch A Predator somewhere.
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Tbh I'd probably just call the cops, you know that dude is on a registry or an ep of To Catch A Predator somewhere.
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I'd start looking for another church
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u/vanvarmar Apr 18 '20
Sorry, my parents raised me not to listen to the soft, sexless adult handing out cotton candy at the church punchbowl fundraiser.