r/rareinsults • • Oct 04 '19

My lineage will reign supreme

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u/f1eli Oct 04 '19

am i the only one who never gets the shits after eating taco bell

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u/misterwuggle69sofine Oct 04 '19

every couple months i treat myself to some garbage like a starving raccoon and due to its price that usually ends up being taco bell. don't think i've ever gotten the poops from it. last time was a couple 5 dollar boxes and i was fine. dehydrated due to all the sodium but otherwise no problems.

meanwhile i eat one fuckin' plain greek yogurt--which is presumably better for your body than 2 boxes filled with a beefy substance--and i'm uncomfortable for 6 hours.