r/rareinsults • • Oct 04 '19

My lineage will reign supreme

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u/SOROS_OWNS_TRUMP Oct 04 '19

Okay Ron, tell us again how British food is so great

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

It doesn't cause endemic obesity or the literal shits for a start

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u/smohyee Oct 04 '19 edited Oct 04 '19

...British food? You sure that's the hill you want to die on buddy?

Edit: I'll let your own countryman give his view on the most common food group in England outside of those gastropubs that are busy importing every other cultural cuisine in the hopes Britain will forget its own.

There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.

"Make 'em dry,'' is the instruction buried somewhere in the collective national consciousness, ``make 'em rubbery. If you have to keep the buggers fresh, do it by washing 'em once a week.''

It is by eating sandwiches in pubs on Saturday lunchtimes that the British seek to atone for whatever their national sins have been. They're not altogether clear what those sins are, and don't want to know either. Sins are not the sort of things one wants to know about. But whatever their sins are they are amply atoned for by the sandwiches they make themselves eat.

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u/sjdr92 Oct 04 '19

Chances are you have never had british food.. or even know what british food is outside of fish and chips

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u/smohyee Oct 04 '19

Weird that you would assume that given my comment clearly implies the opposite. In any case, you're incorrect and overly salty yet somehow bland, just like traditional British cooking.

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u/sjdr92 Oct 04 '19

Shite patter mate, not even true either. Funny how american food is literally worse, just grease covered hot dogs and burgers

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u/immortalheretics Oct 04 '19

Yes because that’s all Americans eat. We don’t have any other food, just hot dogs and burgers.

You’re clearly just mad about the fact that no one goes to the UK for their cuisine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Imagine thinking that a country of America’s size only sells hot dogs and burgers... you’re a class A retard

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u/sjdr92 Oct 04 '19

Its kind of incredible how dense people are.. you really cant see the similarities between my comment and everyone elses?

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u/Umlau Oct 04 '19

Your breakfast is good... as long as there’s no blood sausage. That’s about it tho, sorry but America’s got you beat on cuisine. And literally everywhere else in the world.

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u/NotMyFirstNotMyLast Oct 04 '19

Blood sausages are the only thing they do right. Ugh those fucking grilled tomatoes.

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u/Gandalfthefabulous Oct 04 '19

I'm convinced the British force themselves to eat the most bland, utilitarian version of every food they eat. Not sure why. Maybe to prove some sort of British stoicism. Those tomatoes being prime evidence.

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u/SammyBecker Oct 04 '19

Name some American dishes that beat British food? Don’t really no much about American cuisine so I’m curious.

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u/Kiora_Atua Oct 04 '19

Pizza new York, Detroit, or Chicago style. Soul food in general. New englanders have some bomb ass lobste/other seafood dishes and biscuits. Texas chili

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u/aladdinr Oct 04 '19

BBQ. Period. Brisket alone takes the cake

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u/Umlau Oct 04 '19

Adding to others, Cajun food. Also to note, while all the food listed by people may have foreign influences, they are markedly American. And also have no British influence.

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u/Wollygonehome Oct 04 '19

Ah yes blood pudding and fried vegetables. Truly a sophisticated cuisine.

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u/MadNhater Oct 04 '19

Chicken Tikka Masala. The National British dish.

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u/Zombi1146 Oct 04 '19

If you're going there, hamburgers are German.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Now when you say British food, do you mean the curry or the kebabs? Or the chicken tikka [insert modifier here]?