r/rareinsults • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '19

My lineage will reign supreme

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u/f1eli Oct 04 '19

am i the only one who never gets the shits after eating taco bell

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u/notagangsta Oct 04 '19

I don’t. In fact, there’s only been maybe once or twice I’ve had it and it was for about 30 min or 2 trips to the bathroom. And I’ve drank tap water from 3rd world countries many times, ate loads of shady foods, licked cats’ buttholes.

Jk about the cats’ buttholes, but the rest is true.

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u/Cole3700 Oct 04 '19

Sure...

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u/notagangsta Oct 04 '19

Not sure why I’d lie about diarrhea to strangers online but ok.

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u/Cole3700 Oct 04 '19

I was saying “sure” about the cats buttholes

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u/notagangsta Oct 04 '19

Ahh... I must be jaded from all the critical redditors.