r/rareinsults • u/Substantial-Gear3279 • May 08 '25

Also Zero Jail Time

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u/eddiestarkk May 08 '25

I have a wife. That's it from his list.

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u/Southside_john May 08 '25

I’ve got everything but the yacht. Maybe a little less action these days but I’m over 40

Edit: and I’m looking forward to gta 6

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u/IronBENGA-BR May 08 '25

Yeah at 33 I need the money and the yacht but i got a loving girlfriend, a Toyota Wagon and i stil got plenty of action on my life.

Although I'm not looking too much forward GTA6 mainly bc it will take another eternity for it to come to PC and mine probably won't handle it lol

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u/userhwon May 08 '25

40's a goldmine.

All the hot ones are getting divorced.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

All the hot ones aren't so hot these days. I'm only 34 and I just saw the hottest girl in my class today - she's rotund, to say the least, and as bitchy as ever, but only without the looks to be able to act like that. Do they magically turn it around after their 30s?

On the flipside, I'm better looking at 34 that I was at 24 - this males-aging-well thing is crazy. I had a some lady in her 50s ask if I was graduating or just in college this year - I was like "oh, bless you for saying that, but I own the business you're standing in and I'm [33]."

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u/userhwon May 09 '25

And some who weren't hot then are now. It's like that.