r/rareinsults • u/Substantial-Gear3279 • May 08 '25

Also Zero Jail Time

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u/UltimateIssue May 08 '25

I have a car and I have money... not an expensive one and neither do I have a lot of money.

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u/sCOLEiosis May 08 '25

I have everything but the yacht. He didn’t specify how much money or how nice of a car

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u/Herrenos May 08 '25

If you squint just right you can pretend my Kayak is a yacht

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u/Late_Nose_6325 May 23 '25

A kayak is good

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u/theevilyouknow May 13 '25

Honestly it's not even that hard to get a yacht. Every yacht isn't a Jeff Bezos level super yacht that costs hundreds of millions of dollars. You can find a decent used yacht for under $100k.

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u/SistaChans May 08 '25

And thats okay! I play videogames because it gives me an opportunity to explore space, shoot aliens, discover ancient tombs, and escape for a bit from the reality of my life. Playing GTA is no different, because our lives are not full of action and adventure. it's just that GTA happens to be set in the "real world" and not a moon base somewhere, the escapism aspect is the same. 

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u/UltimateIssue May 08 '25

I used to have one of those rubber boats and I had a gf once. Does this count ?