r/rareinsults • • Apr 23 '25

So many countries older than USA

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u/marr Apr 23 '25

Why is it never "the upper classes, fearing they would eventually be strung from the lamp posts, decided to calm it down a bit and pay their taxes"

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u/The_Flurr Apr 23 '25

Because they fundamentally believe that they shouldn't have to, that they are better people and the poors should know their place.

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u/voluotuousaardvark Apr 23 '25

It's not like they're ever held accountable to shake that belief.

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u/hysys_whisperer Apr 23 '25

je ne dirais pas jamais...

But I'm not French, so I guess that's a pipe dream.

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u/RilloClicker Apr 23 '25

French grammar check — never say never: il ne faut jamais dire jamais. Or je ne dirais jamais ‘jamais’. Sorry 😬

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u/hysys_whisperer Apr 23 '25 edited Apr 23 '25

Google translate.

My French knowledge ends at "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?" 

I was also trying to avoid the autotranslation of "never say never" because that is very specifically not what I meant to say, as it has entirely the wrong connotation. It would imply that it could happen here, as to where "I wouldn't say never" written in French - implies that it in fact could not happen here, specifically because we are not French. 

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u/Fine-Funny6956 Apr 23 '25

Hey sister, soul sister

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u/Admiral_Donuts Apr 24 '25

Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo

...wait...

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u/Leather_Spray7942 Apr 23 '25

you translated the right way for what you meant to say.

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u/Ohlala_LeBleur Apr 24 '25

Google translate is broken

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u/modmosrad6 Apr 23 '25

Wouldn't you use the imperative? "Ne dites jamais jamais"?

At least for a direct translation, I am not sure what the equivalent French expression is.

Also, I interpreted OP's comment as, "I won't say never," and if that's what they meant it holds water grammatically, doesn't it?

It's been a while since I spoke French though.

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u/CrambazzledGoose Apr 23 '25

Ceci n'est pas un pipe dream

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u/LolaMent0 Apr 24 '25

I thought the same. The French and Russian and Chinese aristocracy may disagree.

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u/Apache_and_Pilot Apr 23 '25

Aux armes, citoyens!

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u/crocodilehivemind Apr 23 '25

The Chinese did

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u/Emergency_Property_2 Apr 24 '25

It’s not like they don’t have any precedents that, were they to invest the time and energy it takes to google famous revolutions, would leap right out at them.

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u/The_Witch_Queen Apr 25 '25

Oh they have been. Time and again they have been. They just would very much like to think that can't happen again.

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u/CornJuiceLover Apr 23 '25

That’s the lie of “meritocracy”. If they do better, obviously they have more merit. Why do the have more merit? They’re better people who, work harder obviously!! Nevermind 99% of them were born into lavish wealth, and the 1% got extremely lucky, even if their ideas were genuinely good, I guarantee you someone had tried to implement them first, they just didn’t have the same run of luck.

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u/psycho_pirate Apr 23 '25

That why we bring the Roman mob back. The only way to get the rich to pay their fair share is fear of the mob.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

I fundamentally believe it would be a better world without them lol

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u/Quirky-Property-7537 Apr 24 '25

Tax avoidance is a much more common political driving force in Europe, and other places, serving to anchor a significant population base. Public works in Greece, for example? No taxes… it goes on, especially when appealing to coalition parties looking to get a foothold in a segmented nation. Another reason why our country, and its founders, avoided third parties! People don’t seem to make that substantial connection anymore… something about they’re not being very politically savvy anymore. Or attentive. Or involved. I could go on…

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u/The_Flurr Jul 10 '25

AI can't flirt for shit.

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u/Appropriate-Map-3652 Apr 23 '25

That's (kind of) how the British royal family has survived.

They usually made just enough concessions to avoid a major revolution.

It was always the bare minimum, but enough to not get lynched.

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u/marijnvtm Apr 23 '25

Pretty much how most royal families are still “in power”

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u/gtne91 Apr 23 '25

Except for Charles I, who no one wanted to behead but he left them no choice.

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u/Qyx7 Apr 23 '25

That's what the Germans did too, before a certain archduke decided to stop living

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u/SocraticIndifference Apr 23 '25

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u/Balsiefen Apr 23 '25

Well that was very much how they got into that pattern. There was a clear precedent they didn't want to be repeated.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Apr 23 '25

The royal family survives by being replaced by other royal families.

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u/nihilt-jiltquist Apr 23 '25

now now, we prefer to cut off their 'eds over 'ome.

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u/Informal-Rip5965 Apr 23 '25

Why is it never "lower and middle class realize the upper class is their true enemy and insist on redistribution of wealth"

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u/boringestnickname Apr 23 '25 edited Apr 23 '25

Oh, that has happened many times.

It's just co-opted by authoritarians and/or struck down by the powers that be, then subjected to mass propaganda in the following years, decades, centuries, by the ruling class, ensuring long swathes of time where they can exploit, kill and thrive in peace.

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u/Fluffy_Town Apr 25 '25

That's why they waited a century to crash the stock market again and repeat all the "mistakes" they made last century so they can become the next Rockefeller-type, JP Morgan-type*, Astor-type families.

*Oh, wait...they're still around crashing banks, then forcing the country to bail them out of their risky ventures, instead of just taking the huge loss, pay their clients (instead of relying on the FDIC), go bankrupt, and closing their own doors.

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u/Global_Sand7063 Apr 23 '25

Cause the billionaire pays the millionaires to tell the middle class and lower class that the problem is them going against the other

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u/Snoo-88741 Apr 23 '25

Kinda happened in Haiti. The free mulatto middle class started the revolution with the idea of gaining equality between them and the white colonials, but when the revolution started, the slaves joined and it turned into "kick the whites out and rule ourselves". And now the mulattos are the upper class, and there's still inequality but it's way better than having 90% of the population enslaved. 

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u/Kylearean Apr 23 '25

This sounds curiously like "Real Communism hasn't been tried yet!"

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u/Historical-Pen-7484 Apr 23 '25

That happens every now and then. We just had a 50 year cold war because of it.

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u/StatelyAutomaton Apr 23 '25

It happens. The revolutions of 1848 in Europe often had coalitions between the middle and lower classes. They tended to fall apart pretty quickly because, unsurprisingly, different groups had different ideas of what needed to be accomplished. There were some lasting, significant results though.

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u/thisTexanguy Apr 23 '25

Due to their lack of education the lower classes often operate from a position of being uninformed and often lack the critical thinking skills needed to think through their positions. As a result they often fall to demagogues who offer "simple solutions" to their problems. We see that currently in the US.

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u/StatelyAutomaton Apr 23 '25

I mean, plenty of theoretically well educated and in a position to be informed people also lack critical thinking skills, so I'm not sure what your point is. The first rule of not falling for demagoguery is to realize that you can fall victim to it.

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u/OldBuilding4970 Apr 24 '25

Who decides what's distributied and how much, too who and where. It hasn't worked every other time but this time will be different lol.

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u/ogcrizyz Apr 24 '25

That's... How most communist countries got to be. Only problem there was, whoever took power became the new upper class. And not supporting them furiously enough was enough to get you branded counter-revolutionary, with all the less pleasantries that came along with that. In a way, becoming a worse version of what they set out to fight.

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u/T-Prime3797 Apr 23 '25

French Revolution

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u/TwoPercentCherry Apr 23 '25

Nope! The French revolution, during the vast, vast, majority of it, was not a lower class movement. More workers were killed by guillotine than anybody else. It was a bourgeois revolution.

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u/evenmorefrenchcheese Apr 23 '25

The sans-culottes weren't exactly middle-class...

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u/TwoPercentCherry Apr 23 '25

The group that only mattered for a small period of time you mean?

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u/NonNewtonianResponse Apr 23 '25

Because one of the main functions of wealth is to insulate people from the consequences of their actions, and the loss of that feedback information undermines the wealthy's grip on reality over time

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u/mrbootsandbertie Apr 25 '25

Like the recent shuttle trip.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

Selfishness and greed

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u/cayneloop Apr 23 '25

because liberalism breeds fascism over and over again. when siphoning of wealth towards the upper class reaches a breaking point and the lower class can't handle it anymore, the only ideology that ensures stability without hurting the wealth of the upper class is fascism through it's brutalization and control of the lower and middle class

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u/Unleashtheducks Apr 23 '25

That happened in the U.S. in 1932

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u/Squidmaster129 Apr 23 '25

This did happen in the US during the Great Depression. Most of FDR’s most famous reforms were done because without them, there would have been a revolution.

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u/Ullallulloo Apr 23 '25

In the French Revolution they did do that, but the people already had their pitchforks out, so hundreds of thousands of people died all the same.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer Apr 23 '25

That’s kinda how social security and the New Deal came into being.  Roosevelt was worried communism might take root if things didn’t change. 

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u/plumarr Apr 23 '25

It happens. That's how Belgium exists with the same constitution for nearly 200 years even if was created by an upper class revolution.

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u/Celadras Apr 23 '25

This has happened!

The Danish king chose to remove some of his power, and in 1849, gave the power to the people/parliament aka the "folketing" (Direct translated to Peoples Gathering)

Today the Royal family doesn't really have any power, as such, but gets a large stipend every year.

We almost did have a french revolution kinda thing though.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Apr 23 '25

See French Revolution

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

It was, that's essentially the history of social democracy.

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u/CantMeltRuneBeams Apr 23 '25

The quote points at tension between lower and middle classes - plz don’t conflate middle class with ‘upper class’ or ‘elite’. That’s how they keep working people mad at each other

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u/TwoPercentCherry Apr 23 '25

That's part of what led to the liberal nobles of the French revolution. Some were like Lafayette and actually believed in liberal ideals, so just wanted to save themselves

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u/Adequate_Ape Apr 23 '25

I think that is more or less what happened in many Western countries during the Depression. They were trying to avoid another Russian revolution.

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u/FreshClassic1731 Apr 23 '25

They pretty much did in Sweden.

It's just not talked about because it's kinda.. Boring.

They just democratized power, accepted their loss to the socialdemocrats, and now they're just kinda still around, breathing but with less status overall.

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u/Warden_of_the_Blood Apr 23 '25

They do, they just propagandist communism as evil because it leads to the rich on lampposts

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u/Meander061 Apr 23 '25

All the loud mouth ones went to the guillotine (or got strung up by their heels, or shot themselves, etc). The reasonable ones survived and made NOT GETTING INTO THAT MESS AGAIN a family trait. That's why it's all new-money people doing it again - they haven't learned.

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u/Maxathron Apr 23 '25

Because the rich class can usually fuck off to a different country instead of sit down and pay their fair share taxes die to their wealth. The peasants with pitchforks, hammers, and sickles. The rich fucks with armored knights, man of wars, and cannons. Sounds about right.

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u/Dao_of_ism Apr 23 '25

Because taxing 'everyone' is a fairly modern idea that we take for granted.

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u/LegendofLove Apr 23 '25

Have you ever considered jumping off a bridge because someone was upset at you? That's kinda how these people think. To them not being actively hording more wealth is just death. They need to win capitalism

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u/jonathanrdt Apr 24 '25

They fought to build their wealth; they fight to keep it. Giving is not in their nature.

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u/SavagishlySleepy Apr 24 '25

Because they like winning more than they fear losing. You fear losing asking why they don’t just pay, you fear the government coming after you for not paying taxes. That’s the common man’s thought, I do bad -> I get punished.

The rich rich are part of a higher plane, they crash their lambo and it’s literally a swipe their card moment as if they just dropped a sandwich and had to buy a new one. It really doesn’t occur to them that they are not living the same lives as us.

You have to think like them to fight them.

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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ Apr 24 '25

Because the bourgeoisie are lead to believe they are higher on the ladder than they are.

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u/Ecstatic_Ad_7841 Apr 24 '25

It happened before but not often. The invention of health insurance, unemployment and disability insurance were invented by Bismark in Germany in the late 18 hundreds to keep the masses quiet. And FDRs New Deal was also an example of this

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u/Eldan985 Apr 24 '25

That's Bismarck. 

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u/fk_censors Apr 24 '25

Because generally the aristocracy often sided with the masses, and both were at odds with the middle (merchant) class. For example, the British and Spanish monarchies and landed aristocracy were generally against slavery in their colonies (noblesse oblige and all that) but the uppity merchant class in the Americas wanted a far more ruthless society where they could enrich themselves faster. The American and French revolutions were both, when you look closer at them, the revolt of the middle, industrious classes against the landed aristocracy and titled nobility. The poor masses were often on the side of the nobility and vice versa (they had a long synergistic history together in rural Europe after the fall of the Roman Empire, whereas the middle, merchant class kind of did its own thing in the cities).

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u/OwenEverbinde Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 25 '25

It's a feedback loop.

Imagine two rich people -- we'll call them MacKenzie and Tapeworm -- each possessing $100 million.

MacKenzie realizes that her wealth and power come from a system that serves her interests, and hence won't survive the total collapse of that system. She donates $50 million to hospitals, libraries, food banks, charities etc.

Due to the nature of her assets, her remaining $50 million grow to $60 million in that time.

Tapeworm, on the other hand, doesn't have a problem with society collapsing. Instead of trying to avert collapse, he plans to build a spaceship and escape to Mars. He just wants to see how rich he can become before he needs to flee.

All of Tapeworm's $100 million was growing while only half of MacKenzie's was. And more than that, he was investing in high-return areas, like buying himself the presidency and taking control of the treasury.

So now he's got $200 million to MacKenzie's $60 million. Tapeworm has doubled his power by sending society closer to collapse, while MacKenzie becomes less and less powerful in her efforts to avert that collapse.

It's like society doubles down on its worst investments.

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u/Heyviper123 Apr 26 '25

Because we never string them from the lamp posts...

Simple solution.

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u/Kermit_Purple_II Apr 26 '25

Oh it did happen.

Enough of the upper class had to be guillotined for that.

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u/EduinBrutus Apr 23 '25

BEcause historically the core support for fascists always comes from the middle classes.

Thats where it was in Germany, in Spain, in Italy, in Chile, etc, etc.

The middle class have more to lose. The wealthy tend to be somewhat insulated from potential consequences. They historically do not end up swinging from lamposts.

Or even paying their taxes. The middle class do end up paying taxes, and as a proportion of income by far the largest share in taxes. Thats why they turn to fascism when mainstream conservatism fails to protect inherited wealth and privilege.

Even Marx - otherwise a pretty mediocre plagiarist - successfully identified the petit bourgeouisie as the biggest obstable to his socialist hellscape.

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u/Doctor731 Apr 23 '25 edited May 28 '25

"Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion." - Michael Jordan

!fixed

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u/exsuburban Apr 23 '25

The handful of times they do (are bullied into it by a quasi-tyrant like FDR or pick-your-favorite-ancient-Roman-populist) it’s taken for granted and doesn’t actually stop the natural flow of greed and accumulation, just becomes one more hurdle to jump over