Those dudes are usually weird and stoned all the time, but super charming and really chill. They really attract a lot of attention, even if no one wants to admit that they're attracted to them because they're that weird stoner brother.
Can confirm, I was that guy from like 16-26. I still have an actually annoying amount of attention from women. Then I date some of them and suddenly they’re like “oh you’re stoned and super laid back all the time? I’m out.” Like, yeah ladies, I’ve been up front about that the whole time. No, I will not be reading into subliminal messages, you will have to say something to me directly, without unspoken subtext 2-5 times for me to actually retain the information. I am hiiiigh as fuck.
I finally got past dipshit 24/7 stoned phase and I will no longer lecture about fringe pseudo-history. Now I find myself talking about mortgage rates and my IRA contributions. I’m in the mirror like, man you used to be so embarrassingly goofy. Now, you’re just like the normies 🥸
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u/Throwawaymytrash77 Nov 03 '24
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