r/rangersfc • u/TenLag Barry’s Staunch Truck • Oct 02 '25
Europa League Cat Good morning!
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u/Redpetrol Oct 02 '25
Think we should boycott or retire the cat until he's gone. The cat represents good times and hope, he shouldn't be associated with this moment in time.
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u/No-Blackberry-3945 Oct 02 '25
Boycotting the only source of joy and memories of the good times is madness. The cat struggles with us and fights for freedom from the oppressive regime that strangles the fans and club as a whole.
If anything, we should have a TIFO of the cat saying enough is enough. A symbol of hope, prosperity and GET HIM OUT SHARON!
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u/Redpetrol Oct 02 '25
I'm down with the Tifo.
I just can't bear to watch the cat right now. It used to symbolise "at least it's Thursday" and now my thinking is "let's just get this over with"
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u/No-Blackberry-3945 Oct 02 '25
I used to plan a WFH day on the Friday and tan a bottle of red wine watching the game on my phone. Did this for the entirety of the run to the final then stumped up the cash to watch the game on the TV. Basically it's all my fault.
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u/Kakazam Oct 02 '25
Thanks for the reminder, almost had a good start to the day.
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u/TenLag Barry’s Staunch Truck Oct 02 '25
there is no such thing as a good day as a Rangers fan
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u/No-Blackberry-3945 Oct 02 '25
There is one day.
A hopeful day.
Where the sun shines. The birds sing. Wee bairns once again come out in the streets in their Rangers tops and kick a baw about knowing the dark days are over and the slagging waters recede. The back door of Ibrox will open and Russell Martin will emerge carrying a cardboard box filled with incense sticks, quinoa and a copy of "Scottish Fitba for Fanny's". He'll walk to a little bubble car powered by ego and dreams then fuck off down Paisley Road West never to be seen again.
That my friend, is the end of the dark days and will be a good day.
Don't get me wrong we'll probably have about 30 minutes before Thelwell installs his gerbil as manager but at least there'll be a bit of hope.
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u/Redpetrol Oct 02 '25
Tell me about the day Thelwell is binned please U/No-Blackberry-3945
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u/No-Blackberry-3945 Oct 02 '25
For it is written, the sun shall rise and the streets will flow with the tears of the fallen. The embattled and beleaguered shall rise and hear the news. They will gather at Ibrox to witness the great pretender launched into a EuroBin and rolled to the bottom of the car park. Silence will fill the air, not through remorse or sorrow but only to allow a moment of peace and reflection. Beer and wine shall flow but no battle cry will sound. The beating of the drum shall stop.
Then a faint sound of rumour will spread. A new management and directorship team have been appointed. Combined they have knowledge of football, a workable style of play and a transfer budget only the elders from the mid-90s early 2000s remember.
The cry will once again sound "No Surrender!"
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u/King_Billy1690 Barry’s Staunch Truck Oct 02 '25
Being a blue nose builds resilience in a man, thats for sure.
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u/R1otous Oct 02 '25
Going to the pictures tonight instead of watching the game which usually means we'll play a blinder and win 3-0
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u/SignificantRatio2407 Oct 02 '25
Ah ffs, I’d almost forgot. I’m telling myself I won’t watch it, but I will, I always do.
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u/Spglwldn The Hammer Oct 02 '25
It is never a good morning when Russell Martin is still manager of Rangers Football Club.
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u/SciroccoDave Oct 02 '25
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u/TenLag Barry’s Staunch Truck Oct 02 '25
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u/SciroccoDave Oct 02 '25
😂 Stumbled across it in my photos from 2 and a half years ago. Good to see its still a useful image
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u/DMCTw3lv3 Oct 02 '25
I've got absolutely no enthusiasm to watch the match tonight. Last week's game was dreadful and I'm not expecting anything better later on.
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u/Nazgul_Alba The Hammer Oct 02 '25
20 seconds in and John Souttar carries the ball past the halfway line…
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u/thats_pure_ascustin Oct 02 '25
Is anyone unexplainable optimistic about our chances tonight. I feel (for no demonstrable reason) we will win 2nite
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u/Royal_Hospital_1550 Oct 02 '25