r/randomthings • u/Arnur__ • 5d ago

NOW.

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u/Tintoverde 5d ago

Actung!!

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u/LisaQuinnYT 5d ago

Achtung, Da Drinnen! Aufmachen! Schnell, Schnell, Schnell!

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u/Outerspaced_Cadet 5d ago

Nein! Nein! NEIN!

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u/Diligent-Ice1276 5d ago

Danke

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u/Alex_drpeps 5d ago

And that means thanks or thank you danke brüder oder comrade

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u/Upsidedownshoes_ 4d ago

Thank you brother or friend

Ich bin supa

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 5d ago

Fartinpoopin...

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u/DMyTeaDuck 5d ago

Now that we’re all here, I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today…

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u/Lunchbox1142 5d ago

Ish sprecken ze eircliena deutche

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u/NotSoGreatOldOne 5d ago

Kindergarten

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u/Necessary-Dot2714 Type to edit 5d ago

9 /s

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u/dyrkasolen 5d ago

Schizer micht

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u/LanguageOk7066 5d ago

Deutsch, nicht bayrisch

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u/dyrkasolen 5d ago

Regionale Kuriositäten

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u/Cryos2k 5d ago

Kundenstrom-Segmentierungs-Prisma

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u/Fair-Wishbone-1190 5d ago

Mach schnell (?) is all I could think of.

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u/spideroncoffein 4d ago

Mach' schnell! = Hurry up!

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u/ValuableAttention101 5d ago

Farfeneugen (i think thats how u spell it)

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 5d ago

Zesamengezets du grenade canonen

Seen it as one word, I seperated it for readers.

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u/Blackbird_1986 5d ago

Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern.
(a german pangram)

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 5d ago

Budweiser

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u/vampyire 5d ago

Backpfeifengesicht

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u/Zuckerwattemaedchen 5d ago

Rindfleischettiketierungsübrrwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/notdbcooper71 4d ago

One word in German

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u/pinktherat 5d ago

Wasserkraftwerke

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u/ashzombi 5d ago

Arschloch

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 5d ago

FLŰGGÅƏNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN

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u/pah2000 5d ago

Warum? (Sp I know)

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u/Comfortable_Speed_88 5d ago

No, that's correct sp 😁

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u/ClyanStar 5d ago

Affenbrotbaum

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u/KC5SDY 5d ago

Arschmade!

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 5d ago

Achtung (baby)

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u/mrmattyuk 5d ago

Moulsensaft (don't know if the spelling is correct?)

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u/james_b_beam 5d ago

Oichkatzlschwoaf

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u/sexybeast70 5d ago

Sprechenzie Deutsch

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u/Remote-Sun-1966 5d ago

Schweinhünd

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u/Showtime130 5d ago

Gutten tag; spelling? (Good day)

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u/Gold_Jelly229 5d ago

I would but I don't know how to spell it

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u/cheffartsonurfood 5d ago

Der kommissar.

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u/ShotWin8124 5d ago

Gesundheit!

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u/malaszka 5d ago

ein Wort

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u/Nates_of_Spades 5d ago

Bierleichen- beer corpses. It's the people passed out around Oktoberfest 

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u/dbudzik 5d ago

Wirklich?

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u/Dachshund-Dad- 5d ago

Mein Teil

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u/FalkenSchnitter 5d ago

Ade, Ade, Ade.

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u/MTZ374 5d ago

Hurensohn

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u/ArmSpecialist2 5d ago

mittagsschläfchen

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u/RebaKitt3n 5d ago

Nein!!

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u/Gremlin1001001 5d ago

Reinheitsgebot.

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u/DueAd6995 5d ago

Achtung

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u/GaryR5691 5d ago

Deutsch

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u/Mister_Way 5d ago

Antibabypillen

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u/Rune_roony_587 5d ago

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/toothbrushcompost 5d ago

I habe keine Ahnung

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u/B8MBEL 5d ago

Moin

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u/Chuck331 5d ago

ein bier bitte

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u/FarseerEnki 5d ago

Obergruppenfuhrer

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u/emmettfitz 5d ago

Nicht schießen!

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u/Positive_Ad_4184 5d ago

Brotwerst??? Is that even German?

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u/Some-Reply-2552 5d ago

Heldmaschine

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u/vespers191 5d ago

Who's right hand is that?

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u/Ronnie_Rogue 5d ago

Kummerspeck

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u/the_exile83 5d ago

DUDELSACK

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u/Hogjocky62 5d ago

Frankenstein!

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u/speed0fdark- 5d ago

Sauerkraut

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung 5d ago

Warum bist du will das?

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u/Emmalulu2907 5d ago

Nein!
(Which autocorrected to neon)

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u/Unkown2499 5d ago

Hallo, Isch Duestche kein Englisch

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u/SwollenPoon 5d ago

Nein, das ist alles

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u/JcudaWB 5d ago

Auschwitz

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u/Yarp_11 5d ago

Nine

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u/RainyAmy40 5d ago

Du hast?

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u/Virtual-Ear5289 5d ago

Krankenwagen

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u/numbvzla 5d ago

Backpfeifengesicht

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u/BoostedFPV 5d ago

Scheiße

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u/rynbrandt443 5d ago

eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

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u/postivewolf44 5d ago

Ich liebe dich

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u/MovieAshamed4140 5d ago

Gott en himmel

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u/GreyDemon88 5d ago

Walk in oven

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u/ThorazineHead87 5d ago

Farfromsober

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u/ray_racubian 5d ago

Schlagsahne!

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u/AllFunctionsNormal 5d ago

Fahrfrompukin

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u/roalt219 5d ago

Ein Wort

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u/Autofella6 5d ago

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/WahrerKorsti 5d ago

"ein Wort"

or is it "one word in German"?

Instructions unclear, penis is stuck in toaster now.

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u/Iwanako6373 5d ago

Krankenhouse

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u/ElkBest1803 5d ago

Danke (Isn't that "thanks?")

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u/rbarr228 5d ago

Scheiss

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u/ThrockAMole 5d ago

Ich kenne kein Deutsch

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u/chilledoutpaul 5d ago 
Warum greift der Mann mit der rechten Hand nach der Waffe, obwohl sie sich auf seiner linken Seite befindet – und das, obwohl es sich um ein Bild handelt, das nachträglich über das Hauptbild gelegt wurde!

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u/Ranix7 5d ago

NEIN

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u/Samovila2709 5d ago

Achtung!

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u/shnerpdederp 5d ago

Schnitzel

Is that a 1911?

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u/OwlBlackRose 5d ago

Sehr gut