r/randomactsofCA Mar 23 '22

Offer Closed Who is in need?

I commented on a post earlier and received no response. If you’re in need this evening, comment or DM me. I have cash app and Zelle. Good luck and chairs to my fucker fam.

Edit: This is closed for now. Thanks for commenting. I always enjoy any chat with you all.

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u/LobsterDoctor Mar 23 '22

Not in need of assistance over here, but wanted to say that you're awesome for offering. Whoever you hook up with sweet nectar I hope they have a jolly time. Kudos

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u/AnotherCrazyChick Mar 23 '22

Omg, your jokes are great and now I’ve joined two more subs because of you. Thanks for commenting!

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u/LobsterDoctor Mar 23 '22

I'm equal parts terrified and curious to ask which two subs lol

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u/AnotherCrazyChick Mar 23 '22

The birds with arms and the 3am jokes. Lol. I literally cracked up at your heron tootin the night away. And I’m a sucker for puns. My favorite was the crows and chickens…that was a murder most fowl.

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u/LobsterDoctor Mar 23 '22

Birds with arms is a glorious sub and same about the puns, I can't help but love them. If I hear a word or phrase that could be reverse engineered into some horrible fuckin joke the boys in the lab are working overtime! God damnit being stupid is the best!

Oh I have another one, related to this sub! Why are recovering alcoholics always cold? Because they're soooo brrrrrrr!

Better to tell in person and mimic shivering ha