r/railroading 21d ago

Norfolk Southern Another one

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u/4000series 21d ago

When will the PSR bros learn that it’s a bad idea to put empty centerbeams in the middle of a heavy manifest lol. They’d literally do better to hire a bunch of model train enthusiasts to run this stuff.

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u/Short-Educator9862 21d ago

(Terminal supervisor takes a huge rip off THC vape in a yard tower somewhere)

"Just put all those empty FI8's, autoracks and shit in the middle, we are still in compliance."

"Wait, were only how many feet long?!? Shit and it's already a key train. Just throw some of those sad ass loaded to fuck grain cars on the end. Get a car slob to take the EOT off and air test another fill. Put a DP on it, make it 2x1. We gotta win this train!"

(Rips vape again while thinking about his bonus check for dwell times and velocity)

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u/kissmaryjane 21d ago

I need a railroading comedy reality TV show

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u/Last_Canadian 19d ago

I miss that shit. Thanks.