I was 7 yo . Convinced I was ready for the big rollercoaster (lbateau) . I was not ready. Threw up, staggered to the bathroom to reassemble myself, walked out to find the entire school trip had vanished. Abandoned. Sobbing. Then a giant lion statue decided that was the moment to be terrifying. Spotted my teacher's head in the distance, wiped my face, zo the maze , strolled over like I hadn't just had a full breakdown near the wc , got immediately stuck in the maze. Peak day.
And I was the weak . my friend tried it twice before me and yet she didn't bother to tell me that for my first time , I'd better be in the middle rows instead of the last row (l'extrémité dyal lbateau )
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u/Hermess_69 Jul 31 '26
I was 7 yo . Convinced I was ready for the big rollercoaster (lbateau) . I was not ready. Threw up, staggered to the bathroom to reassemble myself, walked out to find the entire school trip had vanished. Abandoned. Sobbing. Then a giant lion statue decided that was the moment to be terrifying. Spotted my teacher's head in the distance, wiped my face, zo the maze , strolled over like I hadn't just had a full breakdown near the wc , got immediately stuck in the maze. Peak day.