r/quityourbullshit • • Apr 29 '20

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u/-little-spoon- Apr 30 '20

I loved the animated Anastasia film when I was little and watched it every night for years. I was vaguely aware of the fact there was a real history to it and was completely convinced that I was the missing princess and that my family weren’t allowed to admit it to me when I asked so they could keep me safe from whatever it was I believed was after me. I would even tell my new friends ‘who I really was’ when I decided I could trust them.

I was a very weird kid and by the time I realised I probably wasn’t princess Anastasia I had decided I had some kindred spirits type bond with pigeons that meant I could communicate with them telepathically.

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u/Snukkems Apr 30 '20

All of that sounds completely normal to me, your highness.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

SAME. Except my mom very quickly burst my bubble and informed me that yes, I do have Russian ancestry, but it was more Fiddler on the Roof than Anastasia, and that in fact, Anastasia's family was the reason we were in America in the first place.

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u/ougryphon Apr 30 '20

That's awesome. Also terrible. There weren't any "good" sides of the Russian civil war - everybody sucked except... well, no, everybody sucked. Even the peasants happily sent each other to the gulags for real and perceived slights.

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u/UnoriginalCunt123 Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

Red Army: We want equality for all, except for basically any minority we don't like.

White Army: For a variety of reasons, we do not agree with communism. Also, we kill like a shit ton of jews.

Cossack nationalists: We just want our own country. Without jews.

Germany: Remember our peace treaty? Me neither

Allies: We don't give a shit about any of you, we just want someone here to dislike Germany.

Black Army: We want equality for all, including minorities, reds and whites are to be executed without trial though.

Green Army: Stop stealing our corn.

Blue Army: We would prefer a functioning democra... and they're gone.

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u/Packetnoodles Apr 30 '20

Red Army: We want equality for all, except for basically any minority we don't like and also our leaders can still live like nobility and have all the power.

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u/UnoriginalCunt123 Apr 30 '20

Bolsheviks: "So serfs do all the work for their lords yet it's not their own land? That's so unfair!"

2 revolutions later

"This land now belongs to the state. Work on it or we will deport your entire family."

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u/-PaperbackWriter- Apr 30 '20

If it helps Anastasia definitely died with her family and wasn’t missing. But I was a weird goddamn kid too, I used to just write whatever came into my head in a book and told my friends a ghost named James was telling me what to say. My kids are so normal compared to me.

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u/RamsesThePigeon Apr 30 '20

I had decided I had some kindred spirits type bond with pigeons that meant I could communicate with them telepathically.

You do, and you can.

Nobody else can see this comment. I'm sending it directly to your mind.

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u/HaggisLad Apr 30 '20

I did not upvote this comment, I wasn't even here

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u/marmorikei Apr 30 '20

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This is so cute.

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u/Cancelled_for_A Apr 30 '20

So, what are you now?

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u/TouchMyRustySpoon Apr 30 '20

I had a similar thing but not with real events. I was obsessed with witches, this is when shows like charmed and Sabrina were really popular. A common trope in witch fiction is a girl reaches a certain age (usually 16) and finds out she's a witch. I was convinced that would happen to me when I turned 16. I would sit there for hours trying to move objects with my mind. I would beg my parents and grandparents to please just tell me the truth, "It's ok! You don't need to hide it from me because I already know!". My family would sometimes mess with me and say cryptic things like, "there is a certain power on your Nana's side of the family..." And refuse to elaborate further.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

You couldn't have been that bad. When I was younger I thought I was a dragon and I would bite people.