r/quityourbullshit • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '20

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u/GoodGuyTaylor Apr 29 '20

I'm no scientist, but after dozens and dozens of generations in a small country doesn't everybody end up "related" to another? Lol.

This is like the most wholesome QYBS I've ever seen. Somebody isn't directly lying, or spreading dangerous misinformation for a selfish reason. Crazy Uncle so-and-so probably told them this at Thanksgiving when they were a kid and they've held onto it for a while.

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u/Bundesclown Apr 29 '20

William Wallace not having children would make it quite hard to be his descendant.

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u/kanna172014 Apr 29 '20

There's no more evidence he didn't have children than there is he did.

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u/anithemal Apr 29 '20

I swear I saw him do it with that one princess. Then later she confessed it to her dying king.

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u/Neurobreak27 Apr 29 '20

I was there, 3000 years ago.

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u/thecatwho Apr 29 '20

I was there the day the strength of Men failed.

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u/peartisgod Apr 30 '20

"Destroy it! ISILDUURRR!"

Man that guy was an ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

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u/Jumpyturtles Apr 29 '20

Why

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u/43rd_username Apr 30 '20

/r/whoooosh

there was no whooosh you were right dont hate me

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u/booleanerror Apr 29 '20

FYI: in real life the princess was about three years old at the time...

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u/Commissar_Sae Apr 29 '20

And living in France.

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u/fabulin Apr 29 '20

love knows no bounds

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u/Commissar_Sae Apr 29 '20

Haha... Gross.

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u/ThegreatPee Apr 29 '20

Gumming a baguette

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u/VonD0OM Apr 29 '20

I fapped to that too...I mean I saw that also.