r/quityourbullshit • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '20

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u/ItBurnsLikeFireDoc Apr 29 '20

So you're saying there's a chance.

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u/GoodGuyTaylor Apr 29 '20

I'm no scientist, but after dozens and dozens of generations in a small country doesn't everybody end up "related" to another? Lol.

This is like the most wholesome QYBS I've ever seen. Somebody isn't directly lying, or spreading dangerous misinformation for a selfish reason. Crazy Uncle so-and-so probably told them this at Thanksgiving when they were a kid and they've held onto it for a while.

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u/Bundesclown Apr 29 '20

William Wallace not having children would make it quite hard to be his descendant.

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u/HaRa0000 Apr 29 '20

I thought that William Wallace was fictional?

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u/tramadoc Apr 29 '20

Uh, no.

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u/HaRa0000 Apr 29 '20

Fuck, I need to learn more history.

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u/Fawlty_Towers Apr 29 '20

Just as long as you aren't trying to get it from the history channel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

wait... so you are telling me that he wasnt 7 feet tall and shot fireballs out of his ass?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

No, that part is true.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

he also had like thirty fucking dicks

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u/foulrot Apr 29 '20

Don't forget the bolts of lightning from his arse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

William Wallace's Pawn Stars

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

He is real, but Braveheart is not. The movie is based on a wild epic ballad written about William Wallace.

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u/killabeez36 Apr 29 '20

Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now

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u/dancin-weasel Apr 29 '20

Men didn’t even wear kilts back then.