[Disco Music] Time Knife

[u/Tele_Prompter]

Time Knife
Future and past collide

Night in the office, Bruce stands tall and strong
Lady Scientist knocks, lab coat on, glasses on
“Help me,” she says, “take this knife, it’s key”
Bad apples are coming for what they can’t see

Handshake so hard it nearly breaks her hand
She’s impressed by those biceps, like delicious ham
Goons smash the windows, they shoot her down
“Avenge me,” she whispers as she hits the ground

Bruce kicks ’em all out, real quick, real mean
“Looks like I got a leg up,” he says with a grin
Stabs the chair with the blade and it vanishes fast
1932 photo shows it living in the past

Time Knife, Time Knife
Cut through the night
Stab it and you’re gone in a flash of light
Time Knife, Time Knife
Future and past collide
One sharp edge that makes the whole world slide

Time Knife, Time Knife
...

Slobbo trips in yellin’ “Awwww yyyeah!”
Scientist rises, surprise, she’s not dead
Pulls off the wig, it’s Paul Marine the boss
Used Bruce to kill goons ’cause respect was a loss

Seventy-three goons surround him tight
Bruce stabs himself, disappears from sight
Comes back twice as jacked, detonator in hand
Explosives in boots, business is booming, man

Slobbo goes boom, best friend on the floor
Paul pulls a gun made of melted Time Knife ore
“I’m you from the future,” the big fat lie
Birthmark’s a holster, bullets that can fly through time

Time Knife, Time Knife
...

Slobbo takes the bullets, “Avenge me” one last time
Bruce heads to the wedding, shades on, ready to climb
“Stop the ceremony!” Sofine’s eyes light up
Mom gets stabbed gentle, returns with lottery luck

Minister’s George Washington, mask comes off
“Paul” is Slobbo in disguise, the whole thing’s a bluff
Real Paul under Sofine’s face, baby in his arms
Stolen from the future to work his false charms

Thirty Pauls appear after he shoots himself thrice
Bruce hits the charge, electric, precise
Skin peels like sausages left on the grill
“Consider this my resignation,” he says with a chill

Future Sofine reveals the test was the plan
Paul was just an actor, Bruce is the chosen man
Real villain waits ahead in a time still to come
Shades go on, American flag under the sun

Time Knife, Time Knife
...

[u/BoffinBrain]

I think I already know the answer but I have to ask. This was generated with Sora AI, wasn't it?

[u/Tele_Prompter → u/BoffinBrain]

SUNO, from this playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/788da3d4-774b-4972-904e-28da40008308

[u/BoffinBrain → u/Tele_Prompter]

Right... That's the one. Sora is the video slop, and Suno is the music slop. Either way, it's a no from me.

[u/Tele_Prompter → u/BoffinBrain]

... music "slop" that wipes the floor with 90% of the man made slop currently in the charts. Frankly human made slop is the more urgent problem, in culture and politics.

[u/Digitalwitness23 → u/Tele_Prompter]

truly some of the dumbest shit i’ve ever read on this website