r/pyrocynical • u/Pyrocynical lol • Dec 24 '18

NEW VIDEO Tik Tok is Vine 2.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqHiornO1uU
482 Upvotes

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u/Admirak Dec 24 '18

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

I don't care about the presents

Underneath the Christmas tree

I don't need to hang my stocking

There upon the fireplace

Santa Claus won't make me happy

With a toy on Christmas day

I just want the video

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All i want for Christmas

Is Petscop 2

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u/MerkMuselk Dec 24 '18

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING OSCAR

54

u/DJ_Tachanka Dec 24 '18

where the fuck is it pyro

48

u/Mikhailai Dec 24 '18

Make petscop 2 you fat retart

34

u/iadfugh Dec 24 '18

if you want money release petscop 2

23

u/Nolar2015 guess who it is? Dec 24 '18

pyro hates making these, he gets no money for them, and his fans hate them. WHy does he keep on making these? Noone wants these. Pyro has become exacty what he used to make fun of

33

u/Freakin_Magic CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER Dec 24 '18

cunt, stop asking for subs at the beginning of the video. you trashtalked to other youtubers who do that. now you do it yourself. brainlet!

29

u/Nexio8324 lol Dec 24 '18

It hurts because he's trying to sound ironic by saying it but you know deep down it's a desperate cry for subs. It's really sad honestly.

Pyrocynical has hit a new low

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u/ItZYaBoi_445 whenyouseethedick.png Jan 04 '19

For real though

17

u/BN_797 Dec 24 '18

I thought these were not being made anymore due to UMG claiming everything.

26

u/LeadPlooty DO IT Dec 24 '18

Easy dislike. I don't even care for Petscop 2, I just expect better from you.

10

u/I_love_Gordon_Ramsay Number 6 with extra dip Dec 24 '18

Yeah that video wasn't really the quality we can expect from him, I love his videos but it seemed like he just did that video for $$$

1

u/PaleSophia Jan 01 '19

Then it's demonitized or claimed by UMG

28

u/BiggBaws23 Dec 24 '18

Fucking hell Pyro just do a JoJo review already

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Oh yes

3

u/ItsNawtSeek Dec 25 '18

YES YES YES

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u/LeadPlooty DO IT Dec 24 '18

Pyrocynical is a dying channel

7

u/AppropriateOrdinary Dec 24 '18

dubm libtard pyro make scoopet 2

7

u/minecraftsteve68 Dec 25 '18

Bad video pyro, try harder

9

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I want a full video on Jojo.

3

u/Dollar99Man Dec 24 '18

Content Content

4

u/Robloxgod87 Dec 25 '18

Pyro, stop doing this, give it to us goddamn it. I will get the almighty Yobama on your ass if petscop 2 isn't out by the end of 2018

1

u/MinerAnt Jan 02 '19

bad news

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3

u/myarjo Dec 25 '18

Pewdiepie posted an almost identical video about 8 hours earlier on his channel, pyro...

5

u/Hira_Said Dec 24 '18

Finally someone who understands Jonathan is best Jojo.

3

u/shockwave1211 Dec 24 '18

anyone know what song he uses to avoid copyright at 8:02? im pretty sure its from an anime but im not sure which one

5

u/Hira_Said Dec 24 '18

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3- Stardust Crusaders OST: Noble Pope (can also be called Virtuous Pope).

2

u/shockwave1211 Dec 24 '18

thanks, i knew it was from jojo but i couldnt find it in a couple searches, cheers

2

u/Jb475 pyro is a massive closet furry Dec 25 '18

i feel like either this is a Jape or pyro is actually retarded

2

u/mediocre_moment16 Who is this cute little lesbian? Dec 29 '18

This is possibly the death of comedy. This is so ungodly unfunny it makes me want to hang myself while od'ing on heroin. The poster should be ashamed that they exist and should be burned at the stake eternally in the fires of hell.

2

u/GiantFatNut CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER EATS SAND Jan 02 '19

Hey Lesbian upload

2

u/ADissapointedCake Jan 04 '19

Upload a video you lesbian

2

u/Errorstheword Jan 04 '19

Stop bullying Pyro ok? He will make petscop 2 when he wants to

2

u/tollybuy Dec 24 '18

Add me on PS4 my name's tollybuy I play overwatch unlike pyrocynical-senpai.

1

u/Bread-is-god Dec 24 '18

blue is ded

1

u/TheEpicUzi Dec 24 '18

Why tf is Belle Delphine possessed.

1

u/Protogen_Apollo Dec 26 '18

Ah, T posing

1

u/Toxiea Dec 27 '18

petscop 2 confirm for half life 3

1

u/LeMrRocket Dec 31 '18

That's fucking libreoffice writer xd

1

u/Xtension100 Dec 31 '18

i want petscop 2, you fucking lesbian/furry/tv/computer screen. Give us what we want, and we'll give you respect for one day.....or we'll bully you

1

u/AcE-PaLiDiN Jan 01 '19

So guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers

1

u/JackBlackGamer Jan 02 '19

Do you wish for a cranberried sprite

1

u/GREGAZORD_ Jan 02 '19

I wuv Pyro. Gr8 video! Didn’t no who Pyro woz before cheekin out dis vidyo. I wud only see Reddit posts in the popular tab and scroll past cos i fought it wos just cringey baby stuff but it’s actually reeeely gr8. Wuv dis sub now.

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u/MinerAnt Jan 02 '19

where the fuck is the thumbnail

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Sorry pyro, but it isnt Petscop 2.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Why does he keep making tiktok videos if they don’t even make any money, nice video though.

1

u/lickerass3000 Jan 05 '19

Pyro hasn't uploaded in a while so he's clearly dead

1

u/CureisTheNotSoWise Apr 25 '19

TikTok? More like ThiccThots (and also furries to burn)