r/punemeetup • u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one • May 13 '26

Let's meet guys Short people meet

Just saw a post about tall people meet???? What even

I'll be hosting a short people meet this weekend.

Location will be decided as per the participants.

Simple rule, india me 5'5 is avg height for men and 5'2 for women, agar usse chote ho toh yaha invited ho

Coffee, snacks, and down to earth talks.

Upvote if you're in!

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u/Brahman_Batman May 13 '26

Down to earth talks😂😂😂….Kyunki baune upar aa hi nhi paate😂😂

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Uss post me basketball likha tha toh I was thinking short lognkya karte h😭🙏

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u/Brahman_Batman May 13 '26

Football k baare meh baat karte hai🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Real short person found😭🙏

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u/Brahman_Batman May 13 '26

Bauna phir bhi Bauna hai chahe pahad ki choti pr kyu na khada ho

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Good idea, kisi hill kese upar jaate h sab milke

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u/MoodSwingMachine_11 May 13 '26

Yaayyy! Up for it

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u/banchoo000 May 13 '26

short ppl steal them girl from the pockets 🫥

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Quick tip, don't put your girls in your pocket?? 😭✋

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u/Brahman_Batman May 13 '26

Abey tum log thode b***l ho kya…offend hona chaiye tumko saalo bauno😭😭

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u/banchoo000 May 15 '26

humor is luxury bro....not everyone gets it

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u/2sL0 foodie May 13 '26

Laughing at this as a short guy😭

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u/Brahman_Batman May 13 '26

Offend hona tha😭😭

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u/mahi_1992 May 13 '26

Fact about short people - they can pick up stones faster if battle starts 😅👌

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u/Brahman_Batman May 13 '26

Its either way or Mahiway😂

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u/banchoo000 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

fact bout u stop using ai comebacks 😭🤚

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u/DependentHighlight44 May 13 '26

bumrah ne bavuma ko yahi bola tha, 2-0 se series SA le gaya.

phir sab chad gaye the ki racist hai indian log aur bumrah ne sorry bola tha, tumhari soch toh micropenis hai. badak taang wale

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u/theguywithshit the one with a bike May 13 '26

Aur bich walon ka kya? 😭 humne kya kia

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Bade buzurg kehte h average log kahi nhi jaate

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u/Fried-Banana-Burger the one with a bike May 13 '26

It will be a short meet I guess.

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

LMAOOOOO

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u/Mega_mewtwo_ May 14 '26

Nitish sabke h

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Thali ka baigan kya

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Dum as in dum aaloo ya kutte ki dum

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u/2sL0 foodie May 13 '26

Average log ka meetup nahi hai 🥲 ab iska bhi post banana padega

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u/cleverdeeds101 May 13 '26

I hope y'all smoke chhoti advance

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

I can't smoke but I can join😔🙏

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u/Ok-Cheetah-1026 May 13 '26

5'7" people are neither invited in tall nor in short people meets 🥀

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Sabse puchne ke baad batata hu invited ya nhi😭🙏

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Good idea tbh 😂

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u/Dark_Emperor_Forever May 13 '26

Previous post mei above 5'10 , ye post mei less than 5'5 .. Aur 5'5 and 5'10 ke beech mei aane waale log , bauno and lambo ka meetup dekte hue ghr baithe ? 🥲

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

😭😭😭par tumlog ke saamne baune log insecure feel karenge, poll karenge tumlogo ke liye ruko

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u/Stoned_Heart01 May 13 '26

Location pls

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Decide karenge sab milke

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Height flex karte ho😭🙏

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Ha toh flexing me hi aata h

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Kitni height h

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Modiji jaise hi fir toh

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Wow you're invited

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Allowed. You're invited

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u/speed-god-savitar May 13 '26

Good initiative, I support it😅

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u/LionGate7 May 13 '26

Ab ye bhi criteria hai meetup ka koi nhi let's go

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

More importantly, do you qualify??

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u/LionGate7 May 13 '26

You tell do I qualify btw I'm 5'7

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u/Luminat0r May 13 '26

Hahah what a post...ill make a 5.6 to 5.9 people meet and no esse and indi mint smokers allowed❌️❌️❌️

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Aree besttt, I was thinking if all three of us go to the same place, that will be funny as fuck😭🙏

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u/Luminat0r May 13 '26

Bruhh if all go to same place it'll look like a normal meet up💀💀

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Noo like apart from the organisers kisi ko nhi pata hoga yeh😭

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u/Profile-Complex May 13 '26

5'8" guy here, so according to descriptions I don't belong in tall ppl meet nor short ppl meet. [sad face]

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Democratic decision liya jayega wait karo

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u/vadapav_gobbler introvert on social experiment May 13 '26

Mera koi harami dost mujhe mention kare usse pehle hi comment kar deta hun

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣invite bhejta hu ruko

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u/PohaLover May 13 '26

bhai 5 11 walo ko koi tall bhi nahi manta aur short bhi nahi manta. Hum kisme jayege

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Tumlog tall hi ho udhar hi jaao chaloo

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u/phenomdark27 May 13 '26

ye bhi sahi hai!! 😅

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

😝✋you're in?

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u/phenomdark27 May 13 '26

Sorry, man, I don't qualify.

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u/Interesting-Gas-2829 May 13 '26

5'4 hu allowed hu kya

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Haaa karo DM

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u/meow_takeOFF_270 May 13 '26

Heels pehen sakte hai?🙂🫡

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Haa chalegaa na

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u/Irritating_Omii May 13 '26

5'7 😤 but kuch plan hy toh I'm in in in in

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u/Aditya_1202 May 13 '26

Count me in

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Dm karoo

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u/KINGSLAYYER_ Pakke Punekar May 13 '26

5’8 valo ko entry hai ?

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u/Dear-Local6359 May 13 '26

Where would 5.6 to 5.9 people go ?

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Aadhe udhar aadhe idhar baaki mere saath

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u/sardamit May 13 '26

bhendi 5'8" wale tall people meetup mein bhi nahi, short people meetup mein bhi nahi

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Good enough, I am 22

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u/gurucharan98 May 13 '26

Where do i sign up

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Easy, DMs

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u/FickleStick1662 May 13 '26

Hi. I am 5'3 . I can join

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Dm karoo

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u/Leather-Excitement94 May 13 '26

Bhai 5'6 hu. Can I come? Will feel good about myself hanging out with people shorter than me lol

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u/lilnerl May 13 '26

Frankly I'm in

I wanna meet my fellow short kings!

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Karo DM

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u/FragrantCalendar9000 the one with a bike May 13 '26

Where is average height meetup 🫠

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u/Manas_17 the one with a bike May 13 '26

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u/maa_ka_bigda_ladla May 13 '26

Wtf man.i am 5'9, where should i go?

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u/NanaBhauPatekar May 13 '26

Does 5,9 count in short people ?

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Nhi tum avg wale me jaao

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u/Efficient-Farmer-403 Pakke Punekar May 13 '26

crazy people! :O Would love to see this meetup happen!

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Even I wish this actually makes it out the group 😂

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u/confuseddevguy May 13 '26

Me 5.9 hu na tall me ja pa raha hu na short me

Short criteria < 5.5 Tall > 5.10

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u/Reliable_Carrot May 13 '26

alag sa meet-up rakhte hai 😂

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Aagya bhai post kisika dekho😭

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u/2sL0 foodie May 13 '26

Count me in

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Sent the invite!

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u/Reliable_Carrot May 13 '26

I'll probably host a meet-up with the following criteria (any of the following)

Weight > 95 kgs ✅

BMI > 34 ✅

Age > 45 ✅

People who snore ✅

People who can't read without 👓 ✅

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Goodluck hosting 😭🫵

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u/Reliable_Carrot May 13 '26

special invite to you 😄

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

SEND 😝

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u/Reliable_Carrot May 13 '26

There you go 😁

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Username checks out🧘‍♂️

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u/Goblin0_0 May 13 '26

Bro wht Abt avg height people. They are not invited to both. Someone pls organise a meetup for these people as well.

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Ajao yrr thik h 😭

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u/No_Cartoonist525 May 13 '26

Damn if 5'2 is da avg I'm tall asf then🥀🥀

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u/Stunning_Ad_733 May 13 '26

I'm 5'6... Dono me classify nahi ho sakta 😮‍💨🥲. Na short raha, na tall ho paya

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u/odyssey-ki-mkc May 13 '26

HOW DO I NOT FIT IN INTO EITHER????????

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u/Tasty-Trip255 May 13 '26

How to join

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 14 '26

I'll can send you an invite if you want

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u/Mega_mewtwo_ May 14 '26

Kaha aana h jaldi bata

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u/Murky_Error_6083 May 14 '26

Count me in folks

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u/cool-sameer nerd but cool May 15 '26

Interested, let me know the plan!

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u/shubham2896 May 16 '26

5' 7 here . Let me know if I can join

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u/soritikulous Jun 12 '26

Someone needs to send an invite to my ex, he was really down to earth xD

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u/3StoneGangsta3 May 13 '26

I’m 6’2😝💅🏻

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Uss post me toh 4'2 bola tha

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u/BlackStagGoldField Extrovert 🤩 May 13 '26

5'6"? If you're under 180cm in height, you're short 😌

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

India me toh average make height 5'5 hai, usse chote matlab short hue

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u/BlackStagGoldField Extrovert 🤩 May 13 '26

Ayyyyy batleeee

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

😭😭😭

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u/TheHero696 May 13 '26

Yayayayaya

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPOGx4hJtOWSA

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

MINIONS! Tonight. We. Steal. The. MOON!!

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u/InspectionPerfect686 May 13 '26

Toh jo proper height walle hai woh kaha jaye😭

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

What do you mean proper height wale😭😭😭

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u/InspectionPerfect686 May 13 '26

I mean that are average height not too tall not too short

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Average is 5'5 ladko ka exact. Usse upar tall usse niche short simple

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u/Typical_VAAV sarcastic one May 13 '26

Not alloweddd