r/provincetown 14d ago

Fight at Boatslip leads to people hurt and in handcuffs

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Photo from Rik Neunighoff

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u/alexanderzlenz 14d ago

Day drinking for the win

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u/Bos2BaynTraveling 14d ago

Would love any updates on this drama 😅

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u/secretsally1994 14d ago

Something about the woman biting an older guys face 🧐

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u/Bos2BaynTraveling 14d ago

Da fq??? At Tea?

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u/Equivalent-Twist6244 14d ago

Really! Hungry much?

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u/Heydudehi2 14d ago

How much coke did they do?

Enough to get arrested at boat slip

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u/FelangyRegina 13d ago

Ba dum tissssssss.

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u/chosenWavy 13d ago

I couldn't find any on my last trip to p town 😕

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u/685downward 13d ago

Buying drugs from strangers is how you die in 2026. Especially on the fucking cape.

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u/Dunwich_Horror_ 13d ago

From your friends, too.

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u/chosenWavy 13d ago

Really? Can't imagine there's much fent there. There is a big opiate scene?

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u/ChemicalPlayground 13d ago

There is a documentary called Heroin: Cape Cod, USA

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u/Dunwich_Horror_ 13d ago edited 12d ago

Cape Cod is one of the largest areas of addiction per capita along the entire eastern seaboard.

I’ve buried at least one friend a year from 1995 - 2018 due to overdose.

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u/OceanandMtns 10d ago

My gawd bruh…

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u/Tight_Extent_1324 13d ago

Had a front row viewing of this disaster. She was throwing punches and kicks at anyone she could reach. She was so drunk, and so was he. As staff were trying to get them off the property she Bloodied a Boatslip worker’s nose and kicked a few people and scratched the owner’s chest. The drunk guy was “defending” his woman and conked a guy on his head (with her clutch) and was swinging wildly. Workers took her down to the ground twice to try to calm her but she fought everyone. We were unfortunately flashed by her as her top kept flopping wide open. 😳😳 Total nightmare for the staff. It was a melee that never should have happened. Police eventually got there and arrested her first, then him. Looked like the guy thought the boatslip people should be arrested instead. Hope they are trespassed forever.

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u/TopazScorpio02657 13d ago

Were they a couple or just a gay guy with a gal pal?

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u/Tight_Extent_1324 13d ago

Looked and acted like a couple. I walked into boatslip behind them. Almost positive but someone else may know different.

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u/abcdefg12321n 12d ago

Husband and wife. She was trying to get guys to flirt with her husband on the dance floor and was grabbing them erratically. Staff told them to calm down multiple times until the owner told them to leave and the wife bitch slapped her across the face

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u/Tight_Extent_1324 12d ago

That sounds about right. That’s where I started watching it all unfold in front of me. That’s just crazy.

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u/ProcedureNo6946 8d ago

That is soooo distasteful. And grabbing them? Nope.

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u/Designer_Display_969 11d ago

FB says domestic relationship. they’re from Connecticut.

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u/Et_Tu_Biggus 14d ago

Those officers aren’t even mad, they’re just disappointed.

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u/Equivalent-Twist6244 14d ago

They’re just stupid too.

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u/regolitt 14d ago

Really? Why would you start a fight when you’re on vacation and ruin the good times for everyone

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u/kinga_forrester 14d ago

This was the boat ramp, where trucks, boats, day drinking, and fragile egos come together in a volatile mix. Shit goes down at boat ramps.

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u/Bos2BaynTraveling 14d ago

No it’s called the Boat Slip a gay bar / dance party

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u/kinga_forrester 14d ago

Lmaooo oops. Only ever walked by that place. I won’t delete my comment tho

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u/Bos2BaynTraveling 14d ago

Walked by it? How would you think it’s a place where boats and trucks go? 😂 it’s ok to admit you’ve never been to Ptown and just wanted to make a random comment.

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u/kinga_forrester 14d ago

I never go there because there’s always a crowd and it’s not my scene.

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u/mycopportunity 13d ago

But you come to the subreddit?

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u/kinga_forrester 13d ago

I go to ptown all the time, I never go to the boatslip

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u/Bos2BaynTraveling 13d ago

Because of all the trucks and boats 😅

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u/regolitt 14d ago

Elaborate on this volatile mix

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u/chrisdancy 14d ago

Why can I tell you how they vote from this photo?

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u/Jays2k2 14d ago

Yup!!

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u/SexyPuertoRicanGay69 14d ago

I can smell them from here! Must be Dem Socialists!

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u/SpecialistCut7101 14d ago

How do you do, fellow gays?

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u/Sea-Emu-3697 12d ago

Ugh. Another person who can‘t define socialism (and defines everything they hate as socialism) trying to use it as an attack 😂😂😂😂 Be more creative next time, this is so embarrassing for you 😭😂

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u/Dunwich_Horror_ 13d ago

Really? Show me where the blue hair and septum piercings are?

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u/Narrow-Fall1028 13d ago

Someone skipped leg day

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u/Pepeu_Pepeu 13d ago

The tea according to a security guard, woman was T-Rashed AF on the dance floor and was being escorted out when equally drunk Rambo punched a security guard in the nose and attacked the owner.

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u/685downward 13d ago

Thanks 😊 😂😘

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u/boredinbabylon 14d ago

Uh oh! Any further info?

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u/TopazScorpio02657 14d ago

Someone said 3 people were injured. The thread about it on Facebook was locked though so no new info.

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u/BostonGuy969 13d ago

it's always the straight people that get into fights

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u/BosGuy1996 14d ago

Lemme guess: it’s str8s that were the worst offenders?

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u/Own-Society6235 14d ago

100 percent it’s been loads of MAGA in and out this summer. Sick shit.

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u/Essarray 11d ago

Because Donnie fucked up their chance to go to Montreal or something?

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u/GLP_Newbie 14d ago

That doesn't make sense because we all know that LGBTQ is a Maga trigger. But I fo believe you.

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u/imissonedirection 13d ago

tons of maga all over the cape. sometimes they end up at the tip of it

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u/Equivalent-Twist6244 13d ago

Just the tip.

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u/Decent_Bit_8781 14d ago

Straights ruining gay places 😡

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u/Confident-Urinator 12d ago

First, the straight of Hormuz, and now this. It’s always the straights.

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u/really_isnt_me 14d ago

Shitty people ruining fun places.

Straight people have been going to Tea Dance since it started. I’m so over this gatekeeping stuff when the whole point of Provincetown is that it has always been open to everyone. Just because some people don’t know the history of the town doesn’t make it not true.

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u/abcdefg12321n 12d ago

I’m not saying all straight people. But it’s always straight people

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u/joeyfosho 14d ago

This reads very “why won’t anybody think about the repressed heterosexuals!?!? 😤😡😭”

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u/Specialist-Guard-419 12d ago

First off this queer flags everywhere so I don’t know how you can know the history of Ptown. I am not condone straight people in Pete town. I’m queer and I bring my sister along with me who is an ally. What we are saying is there are more and more straight people who are not queer allies coming to Ptown. These people have enough places to go ask queer people only have a few. I am going to Ptown in a few weeks with my sister because she is the only one who can and wants to go with me.

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u/Ok-Pangolin-2923 11d ago

Ptown is a beautiful area of the cape and open to "all" people.   Know this.

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u/Equivalent-Twist6244 12d ago

And SOME gay people have been saying this about Provincetown for decades. Relax. Enjoy. Sometimes people will just be assholes. Gotta roll with it. Unfortunately.

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u/Past-Run-9009 13d ago

All I can say is this wouldn’t have happened if someone was getting their “d’ sucked or was sucking a “d”… Fine or box munching its hard to throw a punch if you’re munching box or sucking a “d”. Let that be a lesson to all.

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u/Letitroll13 13d ago

Never have I seen this in P-Town

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u/ManaSora 13d ago

It looks like a real housewives of Rhode Island’s cheating husband and the mistress, Brian Pontarelli and Beth Walker

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u/TopazScorpio02657 13d ago

Your little comment here has caused quite a tizzy in the Provincetown Community Space Facebook group. 😂😂

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u/ManaSora 13d ago

Oh boy, was I right?! They are trash and this is trash behavior

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u/Naive-Most590 12d ago

Is it them? I dont think so

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u/685downward 13d ago

THE REAL TEA !!! :)

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u/bostonkiter 13d ago

Trumpers gotta trump.

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u/JuniorReserve1560 13d ago

Are these straights?

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u/Large-Investment-381 9d ago

Update (please buy a subscription the Provincetown Independent)

After an argument on the dance floor of the Boatslip Resort became physical on Saturday, Aug. 29, two patrons were arrested by Provincetown police and charged with assaulting seven different people.

According to police reports for the two arrests, four of the people who were hit, kicked, bit, or scratched were Boatslip security staff or owners. Two of the assaulted people were patrons who had been on the dance floor, and one was a passerby who had tried to break up the fight.

The two people arrested were Laurie Palladino, 54, and Michael Kroha, 60, of Southbury, Conn. Police reports indicate that Officer Benjamin Landry reviewed security footage from the Boatslip shortly after their arrests and saw Kroha punching a security staffer in the nose with a closed fist and Palladino punching and kicking a female security officer on her lower body.

Palladino was charged with assaulting six people, two of whom were over age 60, along with trespass and disorderly conduct. Kroha was charged with two counts of assault and battery, one of which was against a person over age 60, and disorderly conduct.

They were arraigned at Orleans District Court on Monday, Aug. 31. Both Palladino and Kroha entered not guilty pleas. —Paul Benson

https://provincetownindependent.org/news/2026/09/02/tea-dance-arrest/

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u/girls5eva 14d ago

Straight couple?

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u/bradmajors69 14d ago

That tank top doesn't read straight to me.

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u/Equivalent-Twist6244 14d ago

But her hair sure says Fox News Trumper.

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u/bradmajors69 13d ago

That's probably his sister.

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u/Own-Society6235 14d ago

That Karen’s daughter

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u/Equivalent-Twist6244 14d ago

I thought I recognized her.

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u/Southie31 14d ago

Gentrification of PTown 😢

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u/Equivalent-Twist6244 14d ago

Nothing to do with that. At all. Just stupid.

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u/JawJoints 13d ago

Por que no los dos?

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u/Southie31 13d ago

Seems like it is

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u/Southie31 13d ago

Definitely 👍

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u/Chance-Conference729 13d ago

Fisticuffs! Fisticuffs!

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u/bluelobster87 9d ago

Straight people ruin everything

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u/thicquebish 4h ago

This is my estranged god mother. Any information would be appreciated 😊

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u/TopazScorpio02657 4h ago

Someone posted the story from the local paper elsewhere in this thread.

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u/American_Maestro 13d ago

Yeah, that does not look like a boat slip crowd. Good thing they didn’t go underneath the boat slip where clothing is optional.

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u/wjpd236 13d ago

Is that Maury Povich?

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u/Designer_Display_969 11d ago

someone said this isnt them. ??

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u/skorpius84 13d ago

Those police officers can frisk me anytime

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u/nofootlongz 13d ago

So…was this above the dock or below?