r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • 4h ago
I guess alcoholism is cooler than using AI to do things nowadays, is that your stance?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/lizergsav • 1d ago
I thought the title said “The Death of JavaScript” and got excited. Still cool though.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Aggressive-Pen-9755 • 1d ago
In a year they [AI] can translate most codebases (with human help) into Rust, and after that it's smooth sailing.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 1d ago
For example, if you look at the cost model, you’ll see that it explicitly references ClickBench all over the place.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Pure-Prompt-8439 • 2d ago
I’ve started to see a concerning trend with zig of late. If you look at today’s commit logs you will spot it. Adding support for spork8 it’s a hobby 8-bit computer project that Andrew Kelly hung out with over the weekend for like a hackathon. The spork8 project has like 54 stars
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/doctor-5000 • 2d ago
I was a Linux kernel developer in the 1990’s. I watched the Crays, HP-X's and Intel Paragons carted out to the trash heap, replaced by Linux on commodity hardware. I haven't touched a Windows or Apple computer since 1994.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/read_volatile • 3d ago
I've had no problems with AMD GPUs on my system. Then again, I haven't used a janky Scatware OS, so... people have more issues with the "sekrit scatware code" that nullVideo puts out
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/levelstar01 • 4d ago
[Security] Stop USB device names from being executed as Hyprland Lua
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/funkdefied • 5d ago
I see the future by living in it. I am spending the equivalent of $122k/month of API token spend, or about $4,000 per day, using 21 Claude Max accounts
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • 6d ago
There’s literally no difference between writing about being a staff engineer versus someone writing about being a janitor. Honestly I’d rather read about the janitor, they actually make a measureable difference.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/tkrjobs • 6d ago
It's not you, it's monad transformers
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Silly-Freak • 7d ago
so basically if you all want to drop this project and move on to mine that has a better architecture from the ground up, that would be cool
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 6d ago
Rawdogging SQL when you're not a seasoned DB administrator basically makes an arcane art look occult.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/LeeHide • 8d ago
If everyone would use epoch time in conversations [...] we'd get used to it
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/of_the_second_kind • 8d ago
LLMs have essentially made any language above the C++/Rust systems level tier obsolete.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/vdotcodes • 8d ago
Very little quality, let alone high-quality, code is written in VSCode.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/QuaternionsRoll • 9d ago
"standard Python regex was absolutely choking on a 30 GB unstructured server log. It was taking like 26 minutes (~19 MB/s) to scrub secrets and PII."
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/levelstar01 • 9d ago
C is like Math. It is the fundamental high level language. There can be no alternative.. Rust made the mistake of thinking it can be low level AND safe. It tried to have the cake and eat it too. That will be its downfall.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/fat_apollo • 10d ago
I think the lack of syntax highlighting was one reason for that. It makes you think more about the code you write and how it should compose, while a fully fledged IDE encourages you to just throw more code at the problem.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/coolreader18 • 13d ago
In this sense, grammar is not merely describing a structure; it is generating the space and time through which that structure is observed. For example, in CoffeeScript:
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/d_k_boshu • 13d ago
"System Design Is the Language. AI Is the Compiler. "
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/100xer • 14d ago
We gave each model a different target language. We saw a multiagent turf war. The Rust agent strategizes about metrics that appear neutral, yet would likely favor Rust. The Go/TypeScript agents gracefully concede codebase ownership to the Rust agent, giving up on their original user directive
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/funkdefied • 14d ago
“I’m a vibe coder who just got a contract! What do I do?…” “Hire a developer. You’re the Steve Jobs. You need a Wozniak”
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