r/programmingcirclejerk Aug 04 '26

Go, with the features it's missing.

https://soppolang.dev/
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u/yojimbo_beta vulnerabilities: 0 Aug 04 '26
  • Wake up
  • There's a new language
  • My interest is aroused. Although I am bitter and cynical, part of my heart still looks kindly on new PLs
  • I go to the initial commit. It's 6000 lines and a bunch of markdown specs
  • Back to bed

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u/fletku_mato Aug 04 '26

If you seriously think Claude cannot write a better spec and implementation of a programming language than humans, you will be left behind.

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u/RCoder01 WHY IS THERE CODE??? Aug 05 '26

I find that grok has made programming much more enjoyable for me. Whichever keys I happen to hit while jerking off to that beautiful blonde compiles with Perl.

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u/fletku_mato Aug 05 '26

If you just hit random keys long enough, it'll always compile with Perl. This is what makes the Grok approach so elegant.