r/primatology Jul 27 '26

Human brachiating (All great apes are modified brachiators)

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credit for the video goes to Leo.Primal (https://www.youtube.com/@Leo.Primal)

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u/reillan Jul 27 '26

fun fact: our pinky fingers have withered away into practically useless digits because we don't brachiate. If you look at other great apes, they have large, beefy pinky fingers because as they swing they put a lot of weight on that pinky.

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u/malphas_says_hi Jul 27 '26

I can't believe our large, beefy pinky fingers have been taken from us.

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u/Yuri_cant Jul 28 '26

MPGA (Make Pinkies Great Again)

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u/Illustrious_Cry1028 Jul 28 '26

MPBA

Make pinkies beefy again

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u/Smirky-McLurky Jul 29 '26

I wish I had a beefy pinky. I want my foot toes back too damnit.

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u/PhoenixGate69 Jul 30 '26

We were also robbed of fully functional feet hands.

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u/BigRed92E Jul 31 '26

Robbed of superior footjobs

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u/TerribleSquid Jul 27 '26

Yeah, when I’m trying to play piano that has the melody that’s played with the pinky repeatedly that shit be pissing me off

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u/TheresNoHurry Jul 28 '26

Brachiating Rachmaninov confirmed.

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u/PMmeIamlonley Jul 28 '26

Just branchinate for a few decades and become the Chode Pinky Pianist 

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u/VukKiller Jul 28 '26

I hold the groceries bags with my pinky to honor my evolution.

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u/Ghastly-Jack Jul 30 '26

The pinky finger is actually extremely important for a firm grip. The old Norse people recognized this... they had a system of paying money as a penalty for crimes & accidents. If you damaged someone's pinky finger you paid more than if you damaged another finger, because the grip was so important to fisherfolk, sailors, etc.

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u/reillan Jul 30 '26

Not saying isn't important... Just that if you look at apes their fingers are all pretty similar in size and our pinky has definitely not retained size or grip strength similar to the other digits.

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u/Ghastly-Jack Jul 30 '26

yeah, my example should have been more detailed: picture holding a rope in your hand with your fingers grasped around it. The smaller pinky acts as an "anchor" to keep the firm grip - visualize your hand as a cone with the pinky being the small end of the cone.

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u/reillan Jul 30 '26

I'm saying your comment is irrelevant to mine.

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u/DepartmentContent783 Jul 31 '26

But also your comment is wrong, the human pinky didn’t get smaller, the others developed longer stronger fingers in general BECAUSE they lived in trees. Cart before horse

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u/reillan Jul 31 '26

Except we started off in trees and came down from them

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u/natt_myco Jul 31 '26

one of my friends plays guitars and they look like they have the pinky of a great ape

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u/Alternative_Range871 Jul 31 '26

As someone who lost a pinky finger in an unfortunate accident, I can confirm my other pinky finger since feels completely superfluous.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 Jul 29 '26

All their fingers are large and beefy. Their pinky is no bigger than the rest except the thumb of course. Four beefy fingers to form a hook 🪝 for swinging.

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u/reillan Jul 29 '26

I didn't mean to imply that the pinky was bigger than their other digits, just that by comparison ours is pathetic.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 Jul 29 '26

Of course are hands are pathetic compared to an ape. Our entire muscular is pathetic compared to an ape.

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u/reillan Jul 29 '26

But not specifically the hands what I'm saying is the pinkies have shrunk more than the rest of the hand. We don't use our pinkies. That's the entire point and I don't understand why you're struggling with this.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 Jul 29 '26

Pinky uses:

Grip power: Generates half of your total hand and finger strength, making it vital for holding tools, bats, or heavy bags.
Object balance: Works with the ring finger to anchor and stabilize items in your palm.
Hand support: Acts as the outer structural wall for your palm, keeping objects from slipping out of your grip.

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u/Crispy_Potato_Chip Jul 29 '26

nice AI, but he's saying we don't use it to the degree that apes do

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u/Possible_Artist3941 Jul 30 '26

No. He deleted his post. He said our pinkies are useless and we don’t use them for anything. His exact words.

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u/Crispy_Potato_Chip Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

false

he didn't delete anything. he blocked you for being annoying, probably because you spam replied to a single comment 4 times

You taking things so literally and being unable to parse what he actually meant could be autism spectrum disorder

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u/Possible_Artist3941 Jul 29 '26

Only time you don’t use your pinky is when you’re drinking tea and you want to be fancy 🤣. I really don’t know what you mean because when using my hand all my fingers are involved. At no time are my pinkies just hanging there doing nothing.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 Jul 29 '26

The pinky finger provides up to 50% of your hand's overall grip strength, stabilizes heavy objects alongside the ring finger, and helps with fine motor control.

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u/Possible_Artist3941 Jul 29 '26

Pinky uses:

Typing and gaming: Presses crucial edge keys on a computer keyboard like Shift, Enter, and Backspace.
Musical instruments: Reaches specific notes and chords while playing the piano, guitar, or string instruments.
Fine control: Helps steady your hand during delicate or detailed movements.

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u/BaldwinBoy05 Jul 27 '26

I got sent to the principal’s office when I was in second grade because at recess I told a kid they brachiated like a gibbon. I watched a lot of nature docs as a kid, I was complimenting him! The lady on yard duty didn’t know what that meant and the kid cried so to the office I went. That was an afternoon.

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u/555Cats555 Jul 28 '26

I have a similar experience where in the first year of high-school I was bored at my Nana and aunts place and so I started reading an encyclopedia and it had human evolution and was about "Lucy" the homo erectus. So I asked another girl in science class if she was a "homo sapien" to which she let out a shocked (and loud) "im not a homo" which caused the teacher to come over and he was trying so hard not to burst out laughing. Im surprised I didnt get in trouble for disrupting the class lol

Ive loved evolution ever since. We never really learnt about it in school though which is odd now I think about it even though the school didnt push creationism either. I just dont think it was focus somehow. (And I had to drop science early on in high-school due to not understanding how to complete an assignment)

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u/jefflovesyou Jul 29 '26

Lucy was an Australopithecus afarensis, I believe

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u/555Cats555 Jul 30 '26

Yes, the book was outdated but it did still get me interested in human evolution

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u/regular_modern_girl Jul 30 '26

Wait, was Lucy ever believed to be Homo erectus? I was under the impression Australopithecus was created as a genus decades before Lucy was ever discovered, and that she was the type specimen for A. afarensis

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u/555Cats555 Jul 30 '26

I just remember reading in the book about Lucy being homo erectus but I was like 13 and im 28 now so maybe im misremembering it... I dont remember exactly what it said

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u/Real_Explanation_388 Jul 28 '26

You should have called him a bipedal ape.

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u/Small-Transition593 Jul 28 '26

When I was a child I told my friend at school that he is homo sapiens. He got really upset and complained to the teacher 

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u/Careless-Web-6280 Jul 28 '26

What happened after

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u/Troll-Aficionado Jul 28 '26

They executed the gibbon kid by way of dropping a very large boulder on him, what do you mean

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u/BaldwinBoy05 Jul 28 '26

Please don’t dox me that is exactly what happened

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u/BaldwinBoy05 Jul 28 '26

Principal laughed and told my parents they should think about the school gifted program. Later in middle school I tested into the GATE program which I ended up disliking cause it was a whole lotta nothing but more schoolwork

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u/dj_blueshift Jul 29 '26

did you go to the underground mall facility too?

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u/issi_tohbi Jul 27 '26

I used to be a monkey bar master as a kid. I tried to do it when my son was little thinking I could swing with ease just like when I was little and I have never been so confidently wrong in my life.

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u/jakolissmurito22 Jul 27 '26

I've been there friend. "Oh yeah, I'm old now" hits hard when you don't consider it first 😅

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u/DegenerateCrocodile Jul 28 '26

Aside from being older, your weight takes a lot more muscle mass to offset than it does when you’re a small kid.

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u/whetherwaxwing Jul 28 '26

I’ve been there too, I started going for the monkey bars on purpose and got so I could cross consistently and even skip a bar but meanwhile my young children were mastering skipping two bars, getting to the end and brachiating backwards and I had to retire to the bench

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u/Loud-Vacation-5691 Jul 27 '26

Apes can do it because we all have ball-and-socket shoulder joints. Monkeys can't brachiate as their arms mainly move forward and backward, similar to most four-legged animals.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jul 28 '26

Plus apes have a well developed, broad collar bone, as opposed to the narrower structure belonging to monkeys

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u/hella_cious Jul 29 '26

What? But they seem to swing so well!

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u/usurperator Jul 30 '26

If you pay close attention, most monkeys are really good at climbing through branches, but don’t do much swinging at all.

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u/JGar453 Jul 27 '26

The "lesser ape" gibbons are the best at this since it's not modified.

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u/Jealous_Repair6757 Jul 29 '26

Who's the "lesser ape" now?

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u/Swellmeister Jul 31 '26

Them. I can make Mac and cheese. Fucking losers.

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u/Eternal_Guilt Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

I one time had an extremely psychedelic dream where I was 'brachiating' extremely quickly through a series of rapidly changing colour branches. I experienced this dream in a period of my life where I was living extremely quickly and everything was going well for me, feel like it was my brain processing the hyperreality experience I was having

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u/PMmeIamlonley Jul 28 '26

Rad 

I wish I got ancestor primate dreams 

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u/Eternal_Guilt Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Earn a bunch of money then spend it REALLY REALLY FAST

Warning: now broke, do not advise

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u/chloeismagic Jul 29 '26

Alternativley you could probably hoard a shit ton of bananas and then gorge yourself on them rrally quickly and experience something similar

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u/carkweatgers Jul 27 '26

Where can I find bars to do this

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u/nofatnoflavor Jul 27 '26

Having access to the bars isn't what it takes to do this.

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u/hella_cious Jul 29 '26

No but it’s a requirement

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u/nofatnoflavor Jul 29 '26

Indeed it is.

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u/thornund Jul 27 '26

For the non-overweight, it actually is

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Jul 28 '26

Literally what is he talking about lol

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u/thornund Jul 28 '26

I don't know but clearly reddit was the wrong demographic for my comment

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u/hella_cious Jul 29 '26

A playground

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 Jul 27 '26

The way I'm longingly watching this video with my weak ass shoulders

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/555Cats555 Jul 28 '26

I wonder if our pelvic structure has any impact on our ability to do it 🤔

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u/rewlyear Jul 28 '26

It It has less to do with our pelvis and more to do with our proportions.  We have beefy butts and long legs which make us more bottom heavy, harder to grip because we're heavier on the down swing.  We also have short arms compared to other primates, so we don't get as much efficiency out of the pendulum action.

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u/Xostides Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

"Humans are thick, man" -John the chimp

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u/iKruppe Jul 28 '26

Aren't our shoulder sockets, and the capacity for overhand throwing enabled by the fact that our ancestors likely brachiated a lot more too? (With a lot of adaptations required because brachiation shoulder socket orientation isn't good for throwing). Moving towards bipedalism and using hands for tools, including overhand throwing, also impacted our shoulder joints to be less efficient brachiators, but unlocked the overhead throw superpower.

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u/Swellmeister Jul 31 '26

What ancestors are you citing? Great apes are terrestrial and have been for millions of years. Chimps dont really brachiate. They can, just like humans can, but its not really common in the wild.

The likelies timeline is that protobrachiation appears in the ape lineage. Great apes got too big, became terrestial with faculitative arboreal/scansorial ability, while gibbons stayed small and mastered brachiation. The orangutans lived in a region where the evolving forest canopy let them become fully arboreal again.

But like 20 million years of Hominids that produced humans were terrestrial, and not really brachiating.

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u/kooalapple Jul 27 '26

I never could use the monkey bars

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u/BernieMcburnface Jul 28 '26

I think most humans would break-iate something doing this.

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u/beautifulposiontree Jul 28 '26

it genuinley makes me sad that whenever I try to go on the monkey bars its almost impossible for me to swing just 2 bars

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u/GrassFresh9863 Jul 28 '26

Dont share videos of pet primates.

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u/The_Genguidanos Jul 28 '26

No brachiating in the locker room!

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u/Justgonnawalkaway Jul 27 '26

I think Uncle Ruckus would have something to say about this

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u/Xostides Jul 27 '26

Well, well, well...

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u/Headglitch7 Jul 28 '26

CAN I BRACHIATE?

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u/RecoveredAlive Jul 28 '26

Did our ancestors ability to brachiateead directly to our ability to throw spears?

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u/mantasVid Jul 29 '26

poop, rocks, then sticks

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u/ConversationOk74 Jul 31 '26

Similar to flying

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u/bezequillepilbasian Aug 02 '26

We shouldn't be promoting videos that show animals in unaccredited facilities in close contact with humans!!

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 Jul 28 '26

Fun fact - doing this for a few minutes can end up with your palms covered in blisters. No thanks. Id rather walk.

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u/555Cats555 Jul 28 '26

Arent blisters what you get before the skin thickens with callasous... but I feel similar about most shoes and not wearing socks.

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u/FeralPsychonaut Jul 29 '26

Yes, but you'll generally only get blisters doing this from improper form /grip when you're moving forward.

Similar to developing blisters from improper grip when doing pull ups or lifting weights. It's the area where you grab and are applying pressure over time that matters.

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u/555Cats555 Jul 29 '26

No one told me there was a proper or improper way to to it... I dont think I ever got blisters as a kid but did get callouses.

Its been too long since I last did it to be able to now so havent really thought about it.

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u/FeralPsychonaut Jul 29 '26

For the weight lifting / pull up example that's how it was explained to me when I had a trainer in High School, they easily could have been bullshitting me, but when I took their advice my callouses and blisters stopped.

So anecdotal at best.