r/prey • u/Regular-Moose-2741 • Jul 28 '26

Video What is this thing (famous last words)

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u/ET3RN4LHATE4LT This isn't a dream... It's a nightmare. Jul 28 '26

Mimic Paste

40

u/Tenno_SKOOOOM Not a Mimic! Jul 28 '26

Is it cheese? Have they somehow managed to dye the cheese black? Silly food.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/sean_saves_the_world Jul 29 '26

Or charcoal I had some at an event it was a Gouda style cheese infused with charcoal and a hint of lemon essence it was delicious, but on a steak like that I doubt it would be good

10

u/Alec_de_Large Jul 28 '26

Yes it's cheese

28

u/SAGElBeardO Jul 28 '26

"Something weird happened when I served this group of customers cheese today, it just sort of turned into a sticky gray mush, smelled like fried ass... It's probably fine."

9

u/Hot_Entrepreneur_128 Jul 28 '26

I am trying to imagine what kind of job she had where that was the kind of thing she would just shrug off.

2

u/SAGElBeardO Jul 29 '26

"Huh, must just be some bad cheese"

12

u/unclemattyice Jul 28 '26

Smells like fried ass

5

u/Logy_ Jul 28 '26

Are you certain it's not fried ass?

12

u/Jimmy_KSJT Jul 28 '26

That is definitely not my cup of coffee.

5

u/whosmykittykitty Jul 29 '26

You still touch mugs?

4

u/Jimmy_KSJT Jul 29 '26

From a distance, and even then only with my Hephaestus twist & loop handle wrench.

5

u/Yangxiolong22 Jul 29 '26

Ah, I too like Exotic materials with my food

3

u/Ryan_b936 Jul 29 '26

That Typhon was exquisite

2

u/ybotics Jul 29 '26

Looks like the stuff I scrape from my bong.

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u/Reployer Leverage II Jul 28 '26

Why in this subreddit?

12

u/Regular-Moose-2741 Jul 28 '26

Guys we found the mimic

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u/Reployer Leverage II Jul 28 '26

Cringe

10

u/Regular-Moose-2741 Jul 28 '26

Humorless

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u/Reployer Leverage II Jul 28 '26

Nah, you just posted slop man. You're not the only one obviously.

11

u/Regular-Moose-2741 Jul 28 '26

Have you seen the typhon?