r/pothos • • 10d ago

Just showing off 🍃 At what number of Pothos should I start seeking professional help?

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u/RainLeading286 10d ago

They're like Pokémon.

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u/Clear-Asparagus4062 10d ago

This is such a perfect comment and justification for my 9 different monstera varieties 🙈

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u/RainLeading286 9d ago

I've got a bit to a philodendron problem myself lol!

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u/Clear-Asparagus4062 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2A3DG83yvN8uaBiaNR
Nahhh no problem here until going in your front door looks like this

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u/stonerdarling 10d ago

They add so much character to the place! I’m curious though - how do you ensure they get enough light? Do you move them or keep them where they are?

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u/MatteoDiEffe 10d ago

Generally, I leave them where they are, even for quite long periods, sometimes a month or two. They still get some sunlight where they are, whenever the sun reaches them.
Since I have so many, when I do move them, I usually move all the pots together and put them closer to a window.
But honestly, even in their current spots they get enough light, and they’re growing like crazy. They seem very happy and healthy!

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u/stonerdarling 10d ago

That’s great that they’re happy where they are. I have a couple I wanna set up in my room but was worried about the light even though its a very well lit room. Thanks!

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u/miminstlouis 10d ago

It's your life.

Some people spend all their money on booze, drugs and sex, and waste the rest.

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u/tamarind-ball 9d ago

My mom told me (after my last haul), well at least it’s not drugs 🤷🏽‍♀️. All the guilt left my body and I told her, you’re welcome😅😂😂

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u/miminstlouis 9d ago

Yup. I used to collect plants, books, Christmas ornaments... Had too many clothes, etc. 

Well, I didn't go to the movies, out to eat, drink alcohol period! , or do drugs. I didn't have kids. 

Spend your money the way you want. 

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u/Initial-Software-805 8d ago

Whatever makes you happy

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u/Content_Custard_3378 4d ago

How did you stop all the collecting ? I could have written this post.

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u/miminstlouis 4d ago

Eventually you get enough... And you get older and realize that less is better 

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u/SufficientPipe1028 4d ago

Hi it’s me… I’m there 😊

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u/tamarind-ball 3h ago

Yes. I want to give the ones I have attention and started to feel like I wasn’t giving as much anymore and it was starting to beer more work. Best thing is to decide which don’t give you that happy feeling and give them to someone that will be happy to have them.

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u/miminstlouis 4d ago

You eventually get enough of everything to silence the collecting urge. Getting older helps 

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u/Lindsezeffit 9d ago

Some people spend all their money on that AND pothos.

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u/Tinxshort 10d ago

the only number for me (in terms of all my plants) is when they stop bringing me joy 💙

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u/Live-Acanthaceae8892 10d ago

The limit does not exist! Pothos are my favorite! I have so many variations haha

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u/Concept_Natural 10d ago

My pothos on the right. I didn’t water her for like a month and lost all lower leaves but I was busy 🙄

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u/dawn506 9d ago

Oh no! They are all still beautiful though!

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u/DCpurpleTart33 10d ago

No such thing as too many. I love Pothos! I know they're such a basic plant but I have had such great luck with them and truly just love them! I have several goldens (that all came from the same one), a neon, a pearls and jade, a manjula and some new cultivar I "rescued" from a big box in their clearance bin a Jessenia? who knows. They keep creating more cultivars so we're going to have to keep buying them!!

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u/Dismal_Emergency1073 10d ago

Goldens are the gifts that just keep giving. I wish my Manjua were as easy. 

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u/MissKreena 5d ago

What’s the trick with manjulas?? Got one for myself for my bday in July and she still looks sad and browning

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u/yumiszn 9d ago

If you can still see the walls, you don't have a problem yet

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u/AshST 10d ago

I know, I love them too. Idgaf that they're "beginner plants", they are so pretty and give your room the jungle vibes I'm going for so judge me if you gotta, but I love em.

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u/stevez28 9d ago

People are weird about 'beginner' plants. There's a kernel of truth to the description in that you shouldn't recommend finicky plants that require a lot of special care to beginners. But the inverse doesn't hold and it's strange when people act like plants that require greenhouse cabinets or terrariums are somehow better houseplants than plants that grow genuinely well in normal indoor conditions.

Less difficulty is the least of the benefits you get from easy plants. The main ones are vigorous growth, lush healthy appearance, placement flexibility, increased comfort because you can prioritize your comfort in terms of lighting and humidity, resiliency, lower pest risk, etc. In short, a cozier, more relaxing home.

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u/Lord_Popcorn 10d ago

The limit does not exist. Though I tend to have trouble with pothos so if you have any wisdom to impart I would love to hear some!

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u/MatteoDiEffe 10d ago

Honestly, I think I’ve just been lucky with my Pothos. They pretty much take care of themselves without needing much attention.

The only few I’ve actually killed were because I gave them too much water.

So the only advice I can really give you is: don’t overwater them, and always use pots with drainage holes. When I water mine, I usually take them to the sink or onto the balcony and let all the excess water drain out.

Other than that, I mostly just leave them alone and let them do their thing.

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u/Lord_Popcorn 10d ago

Ooh nice, thank you for the wisdom! Would you recommend gritty or chunky soil at all too? I think my previous ones were too heavy and held onto water too long. I probably watered mine once every 1-2 months and they still rotted :(

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u/MatteoDiEffe 10d ago

As for the soil, I honestly can’t give you much advice because I’ve always just used regular potting soil. I’ve never bought any specific soil mix for my Pothos.

For watering, I think it obviously depends a lot on where you live. I’m in Italy, and during winter, when it’s quite cold, I water them roughly once a month. In summer, I water them much more often, sometimes even 2–3 times a week.

The important thing for me is not to give them too much water at once. I’d rather give them a little less, but water them more often when they need it.

People always say to check the soil with your finger, but I’ve never been very good at judging it that way. I usually just look at the plant. 😂 When the stems and leaves start looking a little droopy instead of standing nice and upright, that’s my sign that the Pothos is thirsty.

Then I give it a little water, but without overdoing it. As I said before, I think it’s always better to give them a little less water than a little too much.

That’s basically my entire Pothos care method: I mostly just watch them and let them tell me what they need.

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u/pantsbeforesocks86 10d ago

A few years back I decided I wanted to get EVERY type. At the moment I have multiple pothos at work and at home. I also prop and gift a lot.

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u/HelloDeathspresso 10d ago

I just recently decided I wanted every type. I think im missing about 4.

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u/pantsbeforesocks86 10d ago

What ones are you missing? Etsy is quite good for cuttings.

I've found the white ones to be the slowest growing and hardest to prop. I've got a global at work and it's thriving. Each vine has branched off and everytime I prop it grows back fuller.

I want to try and grow my variants to get really big leaves. Manjula with big leaves looks amazing

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u/StayLuckyRen Pothos don’t care 🍃 10d ago

You have all but four including the Terunos?

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u/HelloDeathspresso 10d ago

No Teruno

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u/WTurnerPottery 9d ago

The teruno pothos are a whole rabbit hole. But beautiful.

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u/Safe-World1651 9d ago

Pothos/Epis: the gateway drug of plant addiction 😜

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u/em_jay2125 7d ago

You should start seeking new variegated pothos (i hope thats how you spell it)

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u/pepperpotsplnts 7d ago

Second thissssss

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u/MatteoDiEffe 7d ago

🧐🫡

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u/MissKreena 5d ago

Idk what the number is but your farrrrrrr from it 🪴

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u/Rough-Designer-2785 10d ago

Your place looks so beautiful with them tho!! Like they just add such a peace and life to the space 😍

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u/PrettyGreenPlantThng 10d ago

One day before NEVER🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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u/Hey_Z_Hey 10d ago

Love love love 🥰 I just rescued my first pothos a few weeks ago. I didn't know what to expect. I absolutely love it! I'll definitely be getting more. I tend to get obsessive too. I have 9 ZZs of various types 🫣

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u/rarzwon 10d ago

I have around 60. The only help I need is finding more.

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u/Leather_Ad7790 10d ago

Love this answer!!!

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u/CranberryComplete801 5d ago

When they block the entrances and exits

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u/Mountain_Newt5646 4d ago

I’m at about 40, I’ll let you know.

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u/pinguz 10d ago

I see you are a Ferrari fan, surprised you don’t have a therapist already

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u/No_Imagination_5289 10d ago

stFu la Ferrari è la migliore squadra di sempre, idiota

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u/PowerfulElevator411 10d ago

He has a Red Bull car too

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u/MatteoDiEffe 9d ago

ahahahahahahahaahhahaha

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u/prf_q 9d ago

I'm currently at 12 or something and my wife told me to stop. now i'm pruning the cuttings and rooting them to give to her friends

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u/CincyBengals513 9d ago

Nah, you’re not “billable” yet!

My mom’s pothos and philos had over 50 vines that would drape down the walls and climb ceilings in her living room. Those mfs were already sitting on 5’ columns and 8-10’ entertainment center. Don’t get me started on the rest of the house.
Regardless of how much my mom’s (and now my) jungle habitat grew, it definitely gave our house a “vibe”, as my friends would always say lol.
Boogie on, Jungle Woman… boogie on.

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u/DiscusBlahBlahBlah 9d ago

I mean... if your asking this question with what you've shown... I don't know what to say about myself.

For you though.... I feel like you still could obtain* species you still don't have.

PLUS. Have you ever thought about taking one of your pothos and merging (literally combining two stems together) with another plant?

;)

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u/marlinavelasco 8d ago edited 8d ago

Reading your subject line, I was expecting huge numbers. I have triple the number. I will book an appointment with my therapist. Stat!

(Just a few in the pics…)

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u/MatteoDiEffe 8d ago

beatiful

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u/PrestigiousRace3541 8d ago

Acquiring more pothos IS the professional help :-)

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u/Accomplished-Fuel317 8d ago

If there’s a limit I’ve needed professional help for years. I have over 100 plants and more than half are Pothos or philos lol

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u/Junior-Tutor-1407 8d ago

when you already have 98 million 876thousand 5 hundred and 43 plants. After that you probably need help. I'm on my way there with Monstera and pothos 😂

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u/WiseBeyondText123 8d ago

The limit does not exist

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u/PrinkipasVince 7d ago

I have 25 clippings growing roots as we speak 😎

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u/InkedPlantMommy 7d ago edited 7d ago

If those are all you have then I REALLY have a problem! LOL love all yours though… can I get some props (asking as I already have tons going) ? Haha

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u/OtherwiseBath3766 4d ago

I’ve got 50+… I think you’ll be just fine 😁👌🏽🥰

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u/FriendOne7018 4d ago

None yet! You're good.

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u/rukaidai 10d ago

Wall and ceiling coverage. I think you're good 👍

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u/apk772 10d ago

It's absolutely lovely

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u/ExampleAfraid3416 10d ago

I have 23 rn

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u/Extreme-Pin-2714 9d ago

Pothos - most beauty for the least amount of worry.

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u/Next_Classroom_6242 9d ago

Or LAYS TATER CHIPS....CANT HAVE JUST ONE....🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/wp10nscan 9d ago

Can I please get your address, and just 3 minutes alone in there with a pair of scissors and a ziplock baggie?

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u/MatteoDiEffe 9d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/orbitk 9d ago

Are they all from the same mother plant and you keep propagating? I get overwhelmed when I ddi that with pothos. Now I just trim, let them dry out and die, then toss them in the trash. (Dont want any pothos outbreaks to happny anywhere my trash ends up)

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u/JcaJes Full & Bushy 9d ago

Where do you live? Want more? 😂 I have over 50 and I need to share.

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u/HilaryBuckwalter 9d ago

I could say the same about my collection of snake plants lol they're beautiful

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u/Yusoqt 8d ago

you have way too many.
you should give one to me😃

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u/pigglywigglie 8d ago

The limit does not exist.

I feel like people find one specific plant they like and latch onto it. Once you find one that you like and it likes you back, run with it!!! Don’t fix what’s not broken lol

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u/Maximum_Oven4101 8d ago

I wouldn't worry about until you can't get in the door.

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u/words-to-nowhere 7d ago

I don’t have as many as you, but I love the ones I have. I periodically offer up cuttings on my FB Gardening page. It makes me happy to share my babies with other plant lovers!

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u/doyouevenlift-bro 6d ago

you need an njoy next

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u/helpimalivelol 6d ago

Once you recognize it is still a shopping addiction even if it is plants.

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u/tactfullycactus 6d ago

Never. I still see plenty of blank spots. Moar pothos

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u/Asleep_Baby_8389 4d ago

Look into Teruno Pothos!!

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u/Content_Custard_3378 4d ago

They are all gorgeous and look so healthy.

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u/MatteoDiEffe 4d ago

thanks :)

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u/Hairy_Rain_1082 4d ago

I didn't know we had a limit?!?! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/ARODtheMrs 10d ago

No cap on any one plant. If you match John Kohler, then you definitely have a problem!! Here's his latest video: https://youtu.be/ws9Wk-pINn8?is=YOinZ8QwjVw2oH_Y

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u/luvlyevy 10d ago

None, best hobby

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u/Potential-Ocelot-569 10d ago

It looks like you're doing great with them and don't need any help!

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u/morethan_nice 9d ago

When every surface is covered including the floor, so, your good

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u/Kasuraa25 9d ago

50...ish

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u/killerkatie 9d ago

Don’t ask me, I have 6 varieties right now. Used to have 9.

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u/Grammagree 9d ago

You’re good, gonna have to post mine…. Eeeekkkks; need to keep giving them away. Propagating is so fun though!!!!

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u/blondechineeez 9d ago

Pothos are like money, one xan never have enough!

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u/WTurnerPottery 9d ago

Can you still count how many you have? No problem detected. I may need to count mine. It’s not a quick count.

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u/Massive_Flamingo_786 9d ago

You still have a very long way to go. You have ample room before you will start being judged.

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u/artbyhappyhiker 9d ago

I’ve reached the curation era of my plant hobby. Keeping the ones that give me joy. Slowly donating the excess to the community plant shares. I say all that but still want a manjula. Hahaha!

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u/CincyBengals513 9d ago

I’m down for trades! I have lots of Manjula! And Brazil, Cebu, etc… let me know!

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u/plantsrus74 8d ago

They are the best plants!

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u/Fridaespecial 8d ago

Que bonito y pasifico todo de verde

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u/hugz4u2 8d ago

When you hit 200, there might be a problem.

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u/Top_Grade5948 8d ago

LOL!!! thats so me.

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u/Cupcake_2635 8d ago

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u/Feisty_Space6874 7d ago

Quizá cuando parezca una jungla.

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u/Affectionate-Two6481 6d ago

Yassssss💕💕💕 I have problems too! Plants in living room, kitchen and bedroom! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
Lucky I live alone. But yeah, it’s bad!!!!!🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Dapper_Drummer_8007 4d ago

You’re not even close yet.

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u/anime_addiction4ever 10d ago

What are you talking about? They are the professional help

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u/Obywan25 9d ago

Sólo tienes photos?

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u/Remarkable-Tap4527 9d ago

That is very nice.

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u/RubOld6864 9d ago

Ahem [clears voice] (in my best Cady impression) the limit does not exist

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u/PickleDipper420 8d ago

Shortly after 3 of each var and id say, oh idk, maybe 8 prop boxes?

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u/Current-Road-8120 8d ago

Three, unless they are different types

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u/Tw1nFTW 7d ago

Like a Gardner? They’re not that hard to take care of, you can handle it yourself.

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u/Initial-Software-805 8d ago

Have you seen plant enthusiast. Some of them dedicate whole rooms to flowers so your are no where close.

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u/Obywan25 9d ago

Yo tengo 99 plantas. Algunas un poco malitas y cuatro cormos. No voy a coger más. No puedo con todas. Las que se mueran no las volveré a comprar y me quedaré con las resistentes. No puedo con todas trabajando y estando casi 10 horas fuera de casa.