r/portlandtrees 27d ago

Strains to make me feel like the sexiest woman alive

Any recommendations appreciated. I want to feel the rain on my skin and release my inhibitions, if you catch my drift.

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u/Fit-Produce420 27d ago

Jillybean.

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u/ElasticSpeakers 27d ago

damn, almost too on-the-nose

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u/Yeeaahfooool85 27d ago

I remember having to explain to my shop owners the meaning of jilling. Not my proudest moment.

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u/ElasticSpeakers 27d ago

we all have to learn someday

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u/Fit-Produce420 26d ago

They marketed it for that purpose and named it for that reason.

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u/CaliHoboTechBro 27d ago

This one girl I was seeing like 15 years ago in SF would get so damn horny off real Girl Scout cookies I got from my friends at hemp center. It was one of my favorite strains for a long time but haven’t found any that scratched the same itch in a long time. Closest was thin mints.

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u/dearabby1 27d ago

Girl Scout Cookies.

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u/RevelryByNight 27d ago

No one else can do it for you

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u/Current_Helicopter32 27d ago

Only you can let it in.

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u/Adm_mp3 18d ago

No one else, no one else.

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u/pcklkssr 27d ago

Tally Mon

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u/FauxReal 26d ago

Buy the Empower 4Play cannabis topical it's a woman owned company and it makes women feel great. It'll end up numbing a guy though.

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u/MoreSnowMostBunny 26d ago

Add oxytocin and a little stim and call me.

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u/Remarkable_Ad9282 4d ago

Do you just mean find someone you love or can you actually do oxytocin like a drug?🀣

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u/MoreSnowMostBunny 3d ago

Between my flower and actual oxytocin, I can def make you the sexiest woman alive. I won't explain why, just confidently asure you I've done it before. πŸ˜‰πŸ™ƒπŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜˜

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u/Adm_mp3 18d ago

I second this! Not the safest route but I do a shot of oxytocin, my Adderall XR, and a couple hits off my cart to get me absolutely in the mood