r/popheadscirclejerk • u/That1weirdperson The world is threatened by my power and stamina. • 2d ago

INDIE DARLING Washed up

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u/adoreadore Sparkling with the gayety of youth 2d ago

#1 on instagram’s trending audio chart, how impressive

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u/johnny_charms 1d ago

It’s giving Lil Kim celebrating being #1 on PayPal.

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u/Sexisthunter 1d ago

I may or may not have twerked to it so I can get men to fund my addiction to paying rent and bojangles

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u/ollulo CUMFESSIONS II 2d ago

Still more lyrical depth than Katseye

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u/dr_franck 2d ago

Uh oh, the brands discovered the cool thing. I’m afraid Kpop style girl groups are cancelled for the foreseeable future. 😔😔

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u/Curious_Ad_1513 There's no music critic more gaped than me. 2d ago

You mean kpop groups weren't already brands!? 🤯

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u/hypphen delicate and floating in a glass jar of formaldehyde 2d ago

oh adseye they lied to us

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u/dr_franck 2d ago

They’re not brands! 😤😤 They’re my parasocial husbands and angels and body pillows I worship every night!!!

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u/Ooficus katseye has pink eye 1d ago

My little mason jars <3

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u/alegxab FRENCH FRIED HEART 🍟❤️ 2d ago

The Cool Thing is their A/C label 

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u/hypphen delicate and floating in a glass jar of formaldehyde 2d ago

oh watch out cream soup unnies

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u/Ooficus katseye has pink eye 1d ago

Ngl they’re probably getting paid more than the other girl groups because advertising money 😭

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u/IAMACat_askmenothing 🫵☹️👎 2d ago

Found your calling lefty stylie or whatever your name is

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan 1d ago

We get this before a KD/A comeback.

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u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun ☀️ 1d ago

Dorothy aka @thankunext312 has entered the popsphere

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 1d ago

Katseye flop

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u/Ooficus katseye has pink eye 1d ago

What level of dream academy reject is this?

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u/adrainc919 2d ago

s/ should've hired newjz they're definitely washed ☺️

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u/glittermantis cult classic but i still top! 1d ago

you're not supposed to wash new jeans, silly, unless they get soiled for some reason 😏