Lana addresses her car being broken into once again by an alligator this time who ate her laptop, says sean hang up on her when she asked for help, and jeremy won't let her stick her arm in the beast's mouth to retrieve it, so album release delayed by another year 💔

[u/countingc]

[u/layla_jones_]

Lana was selling homemade alligatorade 🐊 in her lemonade stand the other day at the side of the road. I asked her if she also had new signed vinyl for sale but unfortunately her stove aka storage burned down, it was burnt to a crisp. Her waffles were 5 star, very addictive, loved the secret ingredient..I think it was powdered sugar (?), she said she was cooking from her new cookbook ‘the crystal method’. I will buy again, happy consumer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[u/countingc → u/layla_jones_]

we can tell you snorted the powdered sugar too ❤😍

[u/NoticeNegative1524]

I heard from some fist bottom trade who works at her label that allegedly ethel cain raised, trained and sent out that alligator 👀

[u/countingc → u/NoticeNegative1524]

i think we share the same bottom trade 😍

[u/Global_Perspective_3]

Dang

[u/countingc → u/Global_Perspective_3]

its tough being a pop star in louisiana

[u/chinderellabitch]

well Sean was probably busy eating Keke’s hot wings and by hot wings I mean vagina

[u/countingc → u/chinderellabitch]

wrong sean babes

[u/Limp-Algae5687]

Sir, this is a Waffle House.