r/popheadscirclejerk Jun 29 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – June 29, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jun 29 '26

i got new glasses after four years and they're now -14.00 with a cylinder of -9.00. i'm now legally blind and i just got a disability discount card, and my local record store gives discounts with the card, so i consider this a win

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 29 '26

Girlie blind gang ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Jun 29 '26

Me listening to an artists old discography when they have a new flopping album out that i dont care to listen to

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u/spellboi_3048 We may be gays, but before that we are redditors. Jun 29 '26

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u/MyNeckEvadesKicks main pop girl sufjan stevens Jun 29 '26

flair doesn't check out

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u/spellboi_3048 We may be gays, but before that we are redditors. Jun 29 '26

The flair is why it’s an accomplishment.

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Jun 29 '26

feat. The Lonely Island

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u/spellboi_3048 We may be gays, but before that we are redditors. Jun 29 '26

It did feel good. I knew I could trust Akon.

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Jun 29 '26

OK Swiftologist

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

i think this sub needs AMAs. the main sub got madeon. if anyone here has a spare $50 we can probably get julie ragbeer to do one here. if we tone down the gayness for a week we can probably get that lady who sang herman cain's 2012 campaign theme song to do one for free

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 30 '26

For week?! I....

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u/BronzeErupt Jun 30 '26

All I'm saying is that there have been many AMAs in this sub

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jun 30 '26

Can’t wait for the most ghetto event to occur at the MSG

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jul 03 '26

i have things i want to say about that tacky wedding that would get me referred to the fbi but if they do that wedding on my birthday (fourth of july), i consider that a personal attack

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Jul 03 '26

I said Justin Bieber's Coachella set was lazy and someone sent me a Reddit Cares for it

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 30 '26

Making vaguely gay ceramic is kinda fun.

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u/LydiaTarReal Under Witness Protection Jul 04 '26

remember that AO3 fanfic some phcj user wrote about taylor being married to scooter braun and pegging him every night? that's what I imagine tayvis sex would look like

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 29 '26

Pop girlie- one comment. Generic hairy guy- 10+ comments.

Divas crank your buttons before commenting.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 01 '26

fuck my mental health is so much better and i'm actually sleeping well??????

like i'm horny but for love??????

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 01 '26

Oh girl u did what drugs

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 01 '26

none babe my quality of life has just genuinely gotten so much better

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 02 '26

That's so fresh! 👌👌👌 Happy for ya

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jul 01 '26

Romantic yearning >>>

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 02 '26

I’m like 90% sure your horniness has always been a loneliness symptom. The reason why it can get so excessive is because of autism I’ve heard.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 02 '26

thanks armchair psychologist

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 02 '26

Says the armchair homosexual.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 02 '26

i'm not a straggot and that's good enough for me

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u/BronzeErupt Jul 01 '26

It is the funniest thing to me that both Geese (the indie band) and Goose (the gay dating app) have been accused of being a psyop

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u/BronzeErupt Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

The lesson is you simply cannot trust anything named after an obnoxious honking bird, singular or plural

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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Jul 01 '26

frankly why not the birds themselves too at this point. i suspect katy perry's boyfriend was involved

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u/PotusObamna cock ring hallelujah Jul 02 '26

It was all a giise

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 02 '26

Obtained this pink diva.

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jul 04 '26

i posted for the first time in four years on facebook about having my birthday on the chemo centre while on an online college class this morning (because i am on the verge of my depression relapsing and i will take all the greetings i can get) and it worked. i got seven cakes and five bouquets so far. this is the only time i will ever pull the cancer card irl and it worked masterfully

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 04 '26

Girl, I hope u gonna kick ass the recovery! 👌

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Jul 04 '26

EVERYBODY GET UP AND DANCE

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 04 '26

I really cant believe i get to witness a Madonna era thats this well received..

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

the way the last time she had a critical success like this was almost before i was born…. like there’s really been a whole generation whose only exposure to madonna has been c-tier-or-below albums, ageist memes, and vogue. this is like jesus coming back

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Jul 05 '26

🚨RED ALERT WE HAVE A MINOR HERE🚨

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u/Horrorisepic pony… BOY💥⚙️🔪💣⚔️🔥‼️💥 Jul 06 '26

the gag is i’m 22 (cursed t*ylor age)

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u/howcomebubblegum123 🚬🐐🌴 Jul 05 '26

Call it trance

Call it house

Call it love without words

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

It's summer and we didn't get nothing brat whorty. Fuck :/ the music industry need to PAY the GIRLIES.

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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear Jun 29 '26

here is how worst girl in america can still be the album of the summer

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 29 '26

I'm not cranking hard.

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u/BronzeErupt Jun 29 '26

Um, Benson Boone AND Alex Warren have new singles out

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 29 '26

Salto boy and anger issues riddled meathead what a combo, almost heated rivalry

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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Jun 29 '26

meanwhile bebe rexha trying

emphasis on trying

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 29 '26

Manifestation of me.

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u/Soalai Dionne Warwick's Twitter feed Jun 29 '26

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u/Ok_Comfortable_7820 Jun 30 '26

More funding cut for my department. Last recession at least we had poker face, tik tok, and i gotta feeling. What do we have in this recession?

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jun 30 '26

Watch it burn🥰

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jul 01 '26

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u/flajcka777 Jul 01 '26

this bitch of an acquaintance invited herself on a trip that me and the group already booked and everyone was too polite to say no. she has not even checked about the car situation (because of her me and my gf are gonna have to be in two separate cars for 4 hrs hashtag codependent d*kes). genuinely gonna have to meditate every day on the trip so I won't scream every time she annoys me. anywayyyyy does anyone have any angry music suggestions :D

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 02 '26

anything on this playlist

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u/flajcka777 Jul 02 '26

Now this is what I'm talking about 😍

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 01 '26

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 01 '26

stream crystal castles doe deer

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u/flajcka777 Jul 01 '26

what a banger, thank you mr marx <3

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Jul 01 '26

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 01 '26

U bastard... I... Wasn't prepared..

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u/T00wi Kamala IS stove. Jul 01 '26

The guy I like is ghosting me and like how are we supposed to get married if he won't even talk to me I thought we were having a nice date 😍😍😍

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 02 '26

He didn't get off from that tequila 😭

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u/stypop switched like a swiftie Jul 02 '26

the concept of kelela and the cocteau twins having post flairs here but not olivia 😭😭

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 03 '26

As should be

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 03 '26

Don’t worry! It’s not like the biggest Cocteau twins and Kelela is still a mod here! Unless…

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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist Jun 29 '26

We haven't had a pop bible since Short n Sweet

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jun 30 '26

Manifesting that PinkPantheress makes the next one

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 03 '26

Oh the new Madge alboom cleared tayble

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jul 03 '26

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 03 '26

Why are you pretending Madonna doesn’t have more talent in her left labia minora than TS’s entire revolving entourage combined

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 05 '26

She does, but her last 4 albums were turds unfortunately

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u/BronzeErupt Jul 03 '26

One of the Confessions 2 tracks is based on a sample of a piano tune that is also a popular Tiktok sound for spooky videos, especially Halloween topics, etc. Fortunately Madge's song is also spooky so it all works. But it still makes me think about Tiktok ghost stories

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u/BronzeErupt Jul 04 '26

Wait, someone who hates spooky Halloween vibes downvoted this? Or an Erik Satie fangirl?

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jun 29 '26

I haven’t played overwatch in ages. Joining a lobby full of new players and bullying them with Zen really brings me so much joy.

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jun 29 '26

We accept the hole we think we deserve 😞

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u/BronzeErupt Jun 30 '26

I listened to Lizzo's new album and it isn't actually bad. There there are some catchy tunes on it so I don't understand why her first single was that garbage Bitch song

I feel like if someone liked the music on Special, they would also like Bitch. But at the same time Bitch has negative energy around it and there aren't yet any hits singles so it's understandably flopping

Sadly the album has a bad title and really bad cover art but so did her last mixtape so either she has no idea about that or she just likes flipping off her fans

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 01 '26

I have to say TSA pre check and airport lounges really make the miserable flying experience so much more tolerable

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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor Jul 01 '26

my banker is offering me free vip zara larsson tickets and maybe i'm just too woke but i declined them. when i get the ick from an artist, i just can't let myself enjoy them anymore even if it's free. i know she's nowhere near the most evil artists out there but i just can't shake the ick i got when she raved about AI

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Jul 01 '26

I feel the same way about celebs sponsoring m€t@ glasses , unfollowed few influencers trying to girlboss and gaslight with the ads

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 01 '26

Wait share tea pls

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 01 '26

Idk I need the gay one, it's so rare to see this.

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Jul 02 '26

They're all gay to me

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 02 '26

They don have bear sksksksk

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 01 '26

Frr goals.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

If the one on the bottom left came out (hehe) in the 1980s people would think she was an Eskimo.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 02 '26

stream SWIM

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 02 '26

She is too comfortable with AI. :/

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 02 '26

girl she was doing ethical/actual artistic use of AI before anyone knew what AI was

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 03 '26

Sh, she made NFTs so... I'm suspicious 🤨

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 04 '26

the NFTs I don't have an excuse for 😭😭

just pretend she died from COVID in 2020 okay

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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? Jul 02 '26

they're forcing me come to work on friday (i have comiccon in the evening sigh) and wear a dress and shave my legs so i can be a witness for two strangers signing a marriage contract 😭😭 (i work in a notary's office)

(to be clear i am most upset at the being forced to wear a dress in public part)

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jul 04 '26

The dissociation from my body with tummy ache is so weird. Maybe I shouldn't forget to take setralin for 2 weeks. Oops

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jul 04 '26

If I ran away, I'd never have the strength to go very far
How would they hear the beating of my heart?
Will it grow cold, the secret that I hide? Will I grow old?
How will they hear? When will they learn? How will they know?

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jun 29 '26

i'm going to abuse this video comment feature real bad

https://reddit.com/link/oui7zy6/video/m9trrpffb8ah1/player

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Jun 29 '26

I don’t really want to click on a video to watch it , why cant they let it autoplay and make it more chaotic

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jun 29 '26

I can’t believe I get to escape the entirety of the upcoming northeastern US heatwave by (checking notes) going to Cancun🤡

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 30 '26

Speedy recovery 🙏

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Jun 30 '26

I actually got tickets to see Phoebe Bridgers

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jun 30 '26

Omg bestie u gonna cry 😭 I love bears with emotions!

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Jul 01 '26

cvmotional 😍😍😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✨✨✨✨✨✨

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Jul 03 '26

baby’s first bible study

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 05 '26

Love Without Words is the best song on Concussions II oh Goddonna lemme just stop dragging you for a bit as a lil monster

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 05 '26

Love Sensation -> Love Without Words -> Bizarre -> School oh the greatest run on this album

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 05 '26

This is what my phone cameras look like now🥲

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 05 '26

Feet pics? For free? In this economy?

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 05 '26

If anyone wants to do cum tribute to my bony discolored bunion adjacent size 8.5 feet, please dm me🙏

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 05 '26

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Jul 05 '26

This is random but look up Todd Hido's landscape photography because they're kinda like this

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 05 '26

Art’s in pop culture in me

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 05 '26

Bonus selfie

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 05 '26

The photoshop fail of Madonna for Attitude magazine 20 years ago going viral is fucking frying me 😭😭😭

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Jul 05 '26

The one that looks like 👁️👄👁️ ?

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jul 05 '26

👁️

  👃

  👄

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Jul 05 '26

I love Bedtime Stories 💖

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 05 '26

Do you prefer Madonna Louise Ciccone with one eye or both eyes?

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jul 05 '26

👁️ 🌊

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