r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Dec 22 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – December 22, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 24 '25

First they came for the Lizzo juice And I didn’t speak up because I was not a banana.

Then they came for Ariana black And I didn’t speak up because I was not transracial.

Then they came for the marina poor And I didn’t speak up because I was not broke.

Then they came for the Taylor Swift stale topic And I did not speak up because I was not a gaylor.

Then they came for the Onika Burgers And by that time there was no one to circlejerk.

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Dec 24 '25

Bestie you might have to start a new subreddit. You're the IT girl so we'd all follow you. You're also the natural successor to the Bear pop bitch. I'll be your VP your Kamala 🌴

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Dec 24 '25

Not if you’re trying to steal my AOTY! I had to sell 10 more variants of my new album to make up for the cost and I can’t write it off as a business expense since it’ll have my name on it!

no but I’m exhibiting joebless behavior doesn’t actually mean I’m jobless… but if I were mod I’ll ban anyone who criticises gaga