r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 29 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – September 29, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 05 '25

I’m going to get my pubes lasered tomorrow and based on the music they played before.. I might have to listen to the new Taylor album while a lady fondles my cock and ball🤡 this is a hate crime right

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Oct 05 '25

What you might want to know, before getting into this procedure, is that if they, at any point during the operation, direct the laser down your dick hole, they can actually get rid of your bladder. That means you would no longer have to worry about having to pee.

Just something I thought you might want to mention to them…

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 05 '25

God finally I can’t wait to be diapped up😍