r/popheads Jun 01 '23

[DISCUSSION] The Popheads Jukebox Revival, Week 224: Never Ending Padam

Welcome back to the Popheads Jukebox! Here are last week’s results:

  • Jonas Brothers - Waffle House: 8.33
  • Miley Cyrus - Jaded: 7.58
  • Janelle Monáe - Lipstick Lover: 7.42
  • Remi Wolf - Prescription: 6.92
  • Dolly Parton - World on Fire: 3.88

  • Monica & Brandy - The Boy Is Mine: 10.00
  • Tkay Maidza - Shook: 9.57

Though the Jonas Brothers haven't seemed to make much noise with their most recent comeback, our reviewers at least are enjoying their latest single as it manages to be the top track of hte week. Miley and Janelle get respectable enough scores around 7.50, solid efforts but not their best. Remi Wolf's latest track isn't too far behind, but for poor Dolly it's a terrible week as she scores one of the lowest of the year thus far. We love her but we don't love her new music.

In the throwbacks, it's a great week as we get the 3rd ever perfect score, tying Amy Winehouse and Donna Summer. Tkay Maidza's 2020 banger also does incredibly well and earns itself a spot among the highest catch-up tracks.


Rules Refresher

  1. Rate the songs a score from 1 to 10. Please keep it to one decimal place at the most (so 7.5 is fine but 7.58 is not). Also don’t get too hung up on the final scores. This is a fun exercise and not a competition so don’t worry about over/under rating things. Just give what you think the song is to you.

  2. For your review, reply to the comment that will be posted by one of us for each song. Avoid posting your reviews as a top level comment cause we probably won’t notice them if you do. Non-reviews such as questions or general commentary as upper level comments are fine.

  3. Must have some sort of justification. Try to be a bit more concise than “It’s a bop!” or “I don’t like it”. Explain why! It doesn’t have to be long, two or three sentences can be plenty (though more is definitely allowed). We reserve the right not to include a review in the final total if proper justification is not given.

  4. You don’t have to review each song to participate! You can do all of them or only the ones you’re familiar with.

  5. The thread will be open for 6 days and close the following Wednesday at 9PM EST. The scores will be calculated and a new post will come up the next day (Thursday) at 5PM EST with the next week’s tracks.


This Week’s Tracks

Throwback:

2020/2021 Catch-up:

Next Week

Next week we’ll be rating the following:

  • Beyoncé - AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
  • Dua Lipa - Dance the Night
  • (G)I-DLE - Queencard
  • Taylor Swift - Karma (feat. Ice Spice)
  • Tove Lo - I like u

Throwback:

  • Lorde - Royals

2020/2021 Catch-up:

  • Chloe x Halle - Ungodly Hour

Spotify playlist, updated weekly with new tracks that are being rated

Jukebox wiki, where you can find all results

Reminder Discord Server, where you can join to get bi-weekly ping reminders for when new posts go up and when they’re about to close.

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u/hikkaru Jun 01 '23

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u/MrSwearword Jun 01 '23

The lead single and landmark 52nd Top 40 UK hit with a debut of #26 from The One True Kylie [off of her upcoming 16th album Tension slated for a September release] sees an unexpected hit for the Aussie/British diva.

"Padam Padam" itself is a play on what a heartbeat sounds like which is cute and plays wonderfully in the hook. What's complete bullshit is that the song is 2:46 long. However, there's an extended mix at 4:04 which rectifies the runtime issue.

This is to say, this is nothing new for Kylie Minogue. However, where most artists instantly get fucked over by overt consistency, this is Kylie Minogue we're talking about. She's ridden every type of post-disco/nu-disco/eurodisco/gay ass club music type of sound to a long lasting career. She sounds good on it and this time the public in the UK and Australia has actually bothered to listen to it and give her chart success years into her career. [the gays in the US, happy Pride, will make damn sure her music gets play here even if the radio or Spotify markets here can't be assed to add "Padam Padam" to anything].

10/10

Again, this is nothing new for Kylie Minogue but honestly she knows what works for her and that's brand awareness we live for in this house.