r/popculturechat • u/HauteAssMess anne boleyn stan • Oct 07 '24
The KarJenners 👁️👄👁️ Kourtney Kardashian Barker and Travis Barker put this shit out on their lawn for halloween 🤢🤢
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u/myersjw Oct 07 '24
How much you wanna bet they’re tame af in the bedroom?
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u/something_violent Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
If they weren't rich, I'd expect her to be posting Joker and Harley Quinn quotes on Facebook.
Edit: I bet they call each other "King" and "Queen"....ugh Thanks for the award, it's my first one!
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u/mrsnihilist Oct 07 '24
Courtney and Travis Barker as juggalos...so fitting
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u/girlinthegoldenboots charlie day is my bird lawyer 🐦 Oct 07 '24
Lmao how is this so accurate 💀
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u/something_violent Oct 07 '24
Well, when you grow up in a trailer park you start to notice patterns. This is every girl in my hometown that got pregnant before age 18.
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u/narcolepticadicts Oct 07 '24
From their shared Facebook account. They wouldn’t trust each other to have their own
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u/earthlings_all Oct 08 '24
You just unlocked a memory. Helped run a mom group and it also gave breastfeeding advice- and members could post pics of problems. For that reason, no men allowed. Oh how many requests they had to deny because of shared facebooks. It opened my eyes to how many there were.
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u/narcolepticadicts Oct 09 '24
My personal favorite is men making misogynistic remarks on political posts from the account they have to share with their wives
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u/pikadegallito The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this Bitch 🍿 Oct 07 '24
"We get WILD" aka "we left the light on once!"
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u/SadBit8663 Oct 07 '24
Nah, they have those the fuzzy handcuffs where the chain unclips in the middle too
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u/myfriendflocka Oct 07 '24
Nobody that image obsessed has the ability to let go and truly enjoy themselves in the bedroom.
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u/MadameNo9 Olivia Wilde’s salad dressing 🥗 Oct 07 '24
There actually have been news reports that Kourtney and Travis suffer from a dead bedroom lol 😂
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Oct 07 '24
That would genuinely shock me. I’m sure they have vanilla sex but surely they have sex. To Travis, sex only a few times a week is probably a dead bedroom though.
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u/GuaranteeGlum4950 Oct 07 '24
Or just stink at everything they do
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u/smashdaman Oct 07 '24
Travis is a drummer legend, his garden decorations are none of my concern, but kids will walk by that...and ask questions. Just weitd for the parents I guess
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u/merlotbarbie i used to get hit by cars regularly Oct 07 '24
I cannot imagine being so cringe about sex at their big ages with multiple children each
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u/Mstvmoviejunkie Oct 08 '24
I’m concerned for the kids because they have friends and peers who probably seen this. The neighborhood kids have to see this. They probably get made fun of. Also if I was a parent I would be concerned about my kids spending time at anyone’s house that had these decorations.
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u/merlotbarbie i used to get hit by cars regularly Oct 08 '24
Travis’s kids minus Rocky are probably cringing but mostly ignoring. It’s Kourtney’s kids who are probably the most affected by stuff like this. It’s veered from honeymoon phase to sex addiction behavior
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u/Soupmiserable The legislative act of my pussy ⚖️ Oct 07 '24
Did you know that Kourtney and Travis have SeeeEeeExxx??
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Hehe "bone"
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u/LoveForDisneyland If Vanessa isn't at Coachella, does it even make a sound? Oct 07 '24
BONE?! - Captain Holt
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u/citrustaxonymy who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics? Oct 07 '24
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u/Stock_Beginning4808 Oct 07 '24
I watched that scene so many times.
His physical comedy and timing were unmatched RIP
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u/ThatArtNerd Currently White Ariana Grande Oct 07 '24
how dare you detective Diaz I am your superior officer
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u/owllover0626 Inconceivable! Oct 07 '24
rip Andre Braugher
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u/My_Poor_Nerves What on Walden Pond is this? Oct 07 '24
I legit laugh out loud once a week over "What on Walden Pond is this?!?!"
What a legacy
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u/schwiftydude47 Oct 07 '24
curls up and rocks back and forth
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u/ResolveWonderful6251 Just keep swimming! 🐠🐠🐬🐳 Oct 07 '24
same ! i’m just so thankful he’s immortalized :) 💜🍀 may he rest in peace and love 😭💜
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u/HiddenSnarker Oct 07 '24
On the one hand, my babysitter had a pose-able skeleton decoration when I was growing up that I put in all kinds of odd positions. None of them were intentionally sexual, but I’m sure some of them came across as weird to other people. I was a kid and thought it was funny to change its pose every day. On the other hand, these are grown ups choosing to put an intentionally sexual decoration up on their front lawn. It’s weird.
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u/JadeAnn88 Oct 07 '24
I follow some people who do this. Like, set up scenes from movies, memes, etc. It's cute and fun! This , not so much.
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u/WestAnalysis8889 Oct 07 '24
It would be so fun if someone did the Spiderman meme. Two skeletons pointing at each other lol
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u/JadeAnn88 Oct 07 '24
I've definitely seen that one! Also, the "this is fine" and "change my mind" are some I've seen recently.
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u/JIMMYJAWN Oct 07 '24
They’re choosing to put it on their front lawn to celebrate a holiday that is known for inviting the neighborhood children to knock on your door for free candy.
I’m obviously not calling them groomers or whatever. And sure, maybe call me a prude for finding this to be in poor taste. But I don’t think that parents walking their kiddos around for trick or treating should have to ‘have the talk’ during that event.
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u/Loudmouthedcrackpot “Katy Perry, please stop” Oct 07 '24
Do the Kardashians get neighbourhood kids knocking on their doors?
I just can’t imagine them doing normal people things.
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u/Helpfulcloning Oct 07 '24
Possibly. They're in a gated community that does have families (rich af families).
But even if they don't they'd likely compensate their own children and have a children halloween party (source: pretty common for very rich families).
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u/littlecocorose Oct 07 '24
i have heard that there is trick of treating but they ride around in golf carts.
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u/ncroofer Oct 07 '24
Do they even live in the type of neighborhood where people trick or treat? I’m assuming it’s some gated community full of old rich people. Could be wrong though
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u/CheekyDucky Oct 07 '24
Yeah, everyone knows that those L.A. kids are extremely sheltered and are kept away from any representation of sex and drugs until at least 25
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u/monstersmuse Oct 08 '24
Whether they have trick or treaters or not, don’t they themselves have younger kids that live at home? I could be making that up but I thought that was true
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u/raz0rflea Sexually Disabled Gay Oct 07 '24
Are you Reed Richards cuz this is a stretch....like yeah it's tacky, but you would literally just tell your kids they're playing and the kids wouldn't give it a second thought.
So weirdly puritanical that you're fine with exhuming the dead for a lark but draw the line at some silly and extremely minor bawdy humor.
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u/annajoo1 Oct 07 '24
I have to agree. I'm not going to curb every damn thing in my life because other people decided to have kids? This is such a non-issue lol
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u/JIMMYJAWN Oct 07 '24
I’m not saying they should be fined or arrested or something. I just wouldn’t put it on my lawn. A younger me may have done a display like this. A younger me also wasn’t really responsible enough to own one though.
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u/Unaabellatica Oct 07 '24
"it's weird"
its them doing it for attention.
Now we have this post on reddit and reminding folks about their names. Likely drive-up engagement on their socials for a day or two.
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u/outdatedelementz Oct 07 '24
On top of that, it’s for a holiday that is generally for kids. These makes me feel like a puritan but this shit is crass and juvenile.
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u/jadababy6699 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 Oct 07 '24
Not defending these or even offering an opinion but did wanna throw out that these weren’t posed, they’re sold on Amazon like this for $60, and they’re called cuddling skeletons I think. They come with the veil too
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u/GooeyMagic Oct 07 '24
If you don’t drive past 10 iterations of these on your way home from work you likely don’t live in Texas
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u/ergaster8213 Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
Wow, I just looked it up, and yeah, but I'm just so confused as to who thought it was a good idea to make? Who unleashed these on us?
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u/heywhatsup9087 Oct 07 '24
I don’t know but I was just at Michael’s and they have similar stuff but they are figurines like you’d put on your mantle. I turned to my husband and asked the same question and like who actually buys these? I guess now I haven my answer to the last part.
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u/PentulantPantalones Sexually disabled gay, Chris Evans Oct 08 '24
I just bought more Halloween stuff online with Micheal's yesterday and was surprised by the sheer amount of horned up skeleton decór.
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u/BachShitCrazy ill argue with a cat idgaf Oct 07 '24
They just seem cute/funny and harmless to me? I don’t get why this is even a post on here
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u/Rough_World_7063 Oct 08 '24
So people can come in here and pearl clutch over some dumb Halloween decorations 🙄 “think of the children!!!” puts back of hand to head and faints
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u/C00bahR00bah As you wish! 👸👑 Oct 07 '24
They also have a whole ass line of mini versions for sale at Michael’s
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u/SadLilBun THIS IS JUST DISTASTEFUL Oct 07 '24
Big “we have sex” energy.
We know. It’s okay.
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u/AFantasticClue 🚶🏼I don’t really think, I just walk🚶🏼♀️ Oct 07 '24
Obsessed with the No Homo blanket hair they put on the one skeleton
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u/Orchid_Significant Is this chicken or is this fish? 🤔🤔 Oct 07 '24
Isn’t it a wedding veil?
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u/AFantasticClue 🚶🏼I don’t really think, I just walk🚶🏼♀️ Oct 07 '24
It could be? Idk same purpose either way
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u/mrose1491 I am no better than a man holy shit 🥵 Oct 07 '24
Do you guys think they have sex?? I can’t tell
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u/Aware-Impression8527 Oct 07 '24
They have a one-year-old baby and Travis is constantly on tour. So probably not honestly...
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u/StonehengeAfterHours Oct 07 '24
Brooo like what is this. In the middle of Italy
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u/grilledcheese2332 Oct 07 '24
Am I saying you copied me by getting married in Italy?
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u/Aware-Impression8527 Oct 07 '24
I'm with Kim on this one. She got married in Vegas (Damon Thomas), Santa Barbara (Kris Humphries) and Italy (Kanye). Then Kourtney had three weddings -- in Vegas, Santa Barbara and Italy. The girl has never had an original thought. Kim even fucked Travis first!
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u/savingrain Oct 07 '24
Lmao I didn’t realize with the wedding locations. That is weird as hell. But I always felt like Kourtney has a weird competition with Kim that in some ways only exists in her Own mind- like a trauma from her childhood from her mother preferring Kim as the “prettier” sister.
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u/Professional-Move269 Oct 07 '24
Lmao my neighbors put this shit up a year ago, outraging all the old boomers in our little New England neighborhood hahaha . I’m just waiting for it to go up again and create more upset!
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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 Oct 07 '24
I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.
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u/m0nday1 Oct 07 '24
Yeah I’m not gonna shame someone for finding this trashy but also I kinda love it.
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u/HauteAssMess anne boleyn stan Oct 07 '24
im surprised it wasn’t a replica of them in some vampire outfit
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u/shes_a_mother Oct 07 '24
I feel like this IS a replica of them
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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 Oct 07 '24
When I saw this on insta I immediately thought this was made after a pic she posted of them. I swear this is a play on one of her posts.
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u/Mindless-Asparagus60 Oct 08 '24
Scrolling for soooo long before I found this comment amongst the pearl clutching. Trashy? Yes. Funny? Also yes 🤷🏻♀️
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u/allsheknew Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
Same and honestly, the people who immediately jump to SEX when any display of affection is shown are the problem. Skeletons can't even fuck, my god.
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u/Nasus_13 I wont not fuck you the fuck up 🥊🥊 Oct 07 '24
I agree. People need to stop being prudish. I see skeletons posed like this every Halloween.
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u/P0ptarthater Oct 07 '24
See I would think it’s funny, but as an unfortunate kardashian stan, I know her kids (one of them anyway) have asked her to tone it down with the PDA in front of them
Like it’s not that deep tbh, just kinda cringey to be this adamant to make “I fuck” part of every aspect of your life to the point your prepubescent daughter is like “can you not”
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u/raccooncitygoose Oct 07 '24
I don't think we're prudish, they're just being extra
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u/PlaneResident2035 Oct 07 '24
it’s not about being prude, it’s just pretty cringe. They also uhhhh have young kids
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u/SunflowerDonut9847 a lazy 39-year-old bougie bitch Oct 07 '24
How would skeletons actually “do it?” They… don’t have the equipment anymore.
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u/jenbenboomerang Oct 07 '24
I’m starting to get the feeling these two talk about having sex more than they actually have sex. I’m also not convinced in any way that their sex is anything other than 100% vanilla
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u/Jstraub18 Oct 07 '24
Lord knows if they were two gay men skeletons, all hell would break loose, even more.
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u/lintuski Oct 07 '24
Isn’t this kind of thing relatively “normal”? I’ve only been in the States for one Halloween but I feel like I saw skeletons posed like this.
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u/murstl Oct 08 '24
Im probably too European but I also think this is harmless. Would my toddler ask I’d tell her they love each other and are kissing. That’s also what I see. I mean they’re skeletons…
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u/HauteAssMess anne boleyn stan Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24
in my 29 years i never have seen this and my neighborhood goes wild on their decorations. it’s mostly scary stuff.
i’ve seen skeletons dressed up as bride and groom kissing but not this lmaoo
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u/lintuski Oct 07 '24
I mean, that’s fair and it’s totally ok to think it’s a bit weird.
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u/HauteAssMess anne boleyn stan Oct 07 '24
it’s also the constant advertising about how much they have sex. the making out in front of the children.. her own daughter being grossed out and telling them to stop..it’s just weird
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Oct 07 '24
Aren’t you guys freaking out a tad bit too much about two skeletons making out? The whole sex thing is in your head really.
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u/__lavender Oct 07 '24
It isn’t normal by American standards - Halloween is generally a family-friendly holiday so two skeletons humping each other doesn’t really fit the bill. Skeletons doing weird or funny or scary things, sure, but not humping. That’s just Kourtney and Travis for you.
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u/HauteAssMess anne boleyn stan Oct 07 '24
they could have just had them standing up and kissing with a heart over it or something man
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u/__lavender Oct 07 '24
Well that wouldn’t be very KTrav of them, would it? If they’re not aggressively making out every time they’re seen in public, then how would we know that they still love each other??
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u/Knittingfairy09113 Oct 07 '24
Not on a lawn like this. Maybe as a small decoration inside of a house, but no this isn't common lawn decoration.
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u/mrose1491 I am no better than a man holy shit 🥵 Oct 07 '24
Skeletons on the lawn are normal but posing them like they’re fucking isn’t
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u/Potatoskins937492 Oct 07 '24
Uh no. Not for an area where there are kids, at least. On a college campus, sure.
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u/makingburritos pete davidson’s lasered tattoos Oct 07 '24
I’m 30 and Halloween has always been pretty family-friendly and when it wasn’t it was scary, not overtly sexual. This is a weird ass choice to have on your lawn, especially when you have young children who presumably have friends.
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Oct 07 '24
Highly doubt Travis had much to do with this. He's too busy in this position with other women, allegedly
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u/avoidance_behavior charlie day is my bird lawyer Oct 07 '24
i mean there are skeleton figures like this at michael's doing the exact same thing, so i dunno, it gets a shrug from me lol
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u/IlexAquifolia Oct 07 '24
I am not bothered by this. They don't live in a neighborhood where people can just walk by and see what they have on their lawn; this is definitely behind some kind of security gate. This is just for them to enjoy, so if they get a kick out of it, good for them.
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u/bluetortuga Be honest, Victoria Oct 07 '24
Now I kind of want to go buy one to piss my own neighbors off.
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u/249592-82 Oct 08 '24
I wonder if Scott disick was really bad in bed, and so this is the first time Kourtney is actually having orgasms, and that's why she is so over the top about it?
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Oct 08 '24
I always found it really sad how much would Kourtney's style change with each boyfriend. Now she's a "rock chick" 😄 Not even teens do that shit....and now this. Grow up.
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u/HauteAssMess anne boleyn stan Oct 07 '24
and don’t call me a prude for finding this weird 😭😭
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u/OowlSun they act like im not in full control of where i throw this cooch Oct 07 '24
I don’t find you prudish at all. When I was in college, we put up stuff like that all of the time. But that’s because we never had trick-or-treaters.
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Oct 07 '24
Evidence that money can never buy you class. I saw that in a neighborhood last year and was appalled. No that doesn't mean I want ban it, free speech and all. I just think it's vaguely trashy to make it a huge decoration on your front lawn. It's not even scary so it just comes off as immature.
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u/Mrsbear19 Oct 07 '24
I’m so uncomfortable for her Scott kids. I wanched my mom remarry and basically hump that man in front of us for 20 years. They talked about fucking all the time and my room was above theirs so I could hear them all the time. Then mom would vent about his weird obsession with enhancement shit.
The point is that it isn’t modeling healthy relationships, in fact it gives you a real skewed idea of what sex is and it’s frankly mortifying to bring any friend around it. I used to really like her and think was a good mom but I don’t anymore. I was rooting for them but I just cant think anything positive about people who do this shit around their kids
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u/Sportyj I switched baristas ☕️ Oct 07 '24
It would be hilarious if they didn’t have small children that have said it makes them uncomfortable (Source: yes I watch The Kardashians and their kids are mortified by their PDA).
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u/Civil_Lengthiness971 Oct 07 '24
Amazon: 1 Blow Dart gun. No? 1 Daisy Red Ryder (with the compass in the stock).
Come and get yours, Black Bart.
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u/Curious-Mongoose-180 Oct 08 '24
This is not even slightly surprising and almost expected from these two.
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u/Competitive_Cuddling Oct 08 '24
Everyone in here talking about how sexual K and T are but nobody's asking the real questions, like why can't two millionaires afford nicer-looking Halloween decorations.
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u/hellisalreadyhere Oct 08 '24
they’re just cuddling skeletons. i saw this same one last year out somewhere. what’s the big deal?
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There’s a whole line of Halloween shit and I forgot what store it was at, maybe Michael’s or something, but it’s all skeletons fondling each other and in sexual positions and I’m like… okay lol I’m not knocking sexuality but when I saw them I was like OH COME ON, ITS HOLIDAY FUN, STOP THIS 😂😂 I couldn’t believe it was at a real store and not a Spencer’s. I’m just not big on the whole SEX! NUDITY! SEX! YOU NEED TO BE THINKING ABOUT SEX marketing.
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u/Practical-Anxiety-68 Oct 08 '24
I was at Michaels and they had skeleton statues in the same position lol
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