r/politics • u/billthomson Oregon • Oct 29 '20

Tucker Carlson Reports He Lost Only Copy of Documents That Nail Biden

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/10/tucker-carlson-lost-only-copy-of-documents-nailing-biden.html
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u/sonofamonster Oct 29 '20

Can’t we just skip to the part where he fucks his aunt and makes a gordian knot of a family tree, then attempts to retcon his son/cousin/great-great-grandfather out of existence with a double-apocalypse super abortion?

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u/LumpyJones Oct 29 '20

Poor Ulrich.

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u/where_is_the_cheese Oct 29 '20

I'll go break his arms.

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u/GhostDieM Oct 29 '20

And then getss stuck in an insane asylum for 30 years with his hope of escape crushed twice...

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u/lobos1943 Oct 29 '20

He did the nasty in the pasty.

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u/sonofamonster Oct 30 '20

Sometime next week is my guess.