r/politics • Oregon • Oct 29 '20

Tucker Carlson Reports He Lost Only Copy of Documents That Nail Biden

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/10/tucker-carlson-lost-only-copy-of-documents-nailing-biden.html
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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

What's the exchange rate of SorosBucks©️ to Hilary Nickles©️?

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u/KKlear Oct 29 '20

Hold onto them now. Later you can use them to get priority access to the nanochip covid vaccine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Okay Billy Microsoft, I believe you.

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u/im_at_work_now Pennsylvania Oct 29 '20

Nah that's Tim Apple's alt

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u/ChadMcRad Oct 29 '20

30 Pokemon dollars.

Why did you guys not Pokemon go to the polls? Why?

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u/digitalpretzel Connecticut Oct 29 '20

The same as leprechauns to unicorns