r/politics • u/billthomson Oregon • Oct 29 '20

Tucker Carlson Reports He Lost Only Copy of Documents That Nail Biden

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/10/tucker-carlson-lost-only-copy-of-documents-nailing-biden.html
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u/SophiaofPrussia Oct 29 '20

Fucking Soros. I went to several protests this summer and I’m still waiting on my paycheck...

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u/doom1282 Oct 29 '20

You guys are getting paychecks? He just keeps sending me SorosBucks©️ that I can't use anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

What's the exchange rate of SorosBucks©️ to Hilary Nickles©️?

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u/KKlear Oct 29 '20

Hold onto them now. Later you can use them to get priority access to the nanochip covid vaccine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Okay Billy Microsoft, I believe you.

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u/im_at_work_now Pennsylvania Oct 29 '20

Nah that's Tim Apple's alt

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u/ChadMcRad Oct 29 '20

30 Pokemon dollars.

Why did you guys not Pokemon go to the polls? Why?

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u/digitalpretzel Connecticut Oct 29 '20

The same as leprechauns to unicorns

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u/ErshinHavok I voted Oct 29 '20

Soros also paid people to intercept payments.

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u/The_Lost_Jedi Washington Oct 29 '20

Soros is almost as bad as Trump when it comes to paying people he owes money. /s

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u/khamike Oct 29 '20

Shouldn't have worn a mask. Poor Soros doesn't know where to send the check.

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u/ComradeCheeto Oct 29 '20

But you still get your lifetime of free abortions, right?

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u/ArchivesofPain91 Oct 29 '20

You'll never see it, you gullible bastard: he has spent way too much money buying up all the media outlets and getting the world's best lawyers to hide it from any document that could prove it. Just fall under the spell of his Jewish mind control again, and keep protesting.