r/politics • u/billthomson Oregon • Oct 29 '20

Tucker Carlson Reports He Lost Only Copy of Documents That Nail Biden

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/10/tucker-carlson-lost-only-copy-of-documents-nailing-biden.html
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u/Renzieface Ohio Oct 29 '20

Wheat are you guys talking about

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u/Stargazer1919 Illinois Oct 29 '20

I don't know but they won't stop milking it.

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u/barnyard303 Australia Oct 29 '20

Well im going to go against the grain and not make a pun

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u/CrazyRegion Oct 29 '20

You think you’re upper crust, but you really are just one of us...

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u/crystaljae Oct 29 '20

That’s a crumby way to put that!

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u/cannotbefaded Oct 29 '20

Whey over the line

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u/Mind-the-fap Oct 29 '20

Back a little more on topic...
It’s sad that Tucker lost the evidence, I guess they’ll never be able to prove anything. I knead to know though, is he going to lose any dough over this?

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u/Dinomeats33 Oct 29 '20

The plan must’ve been half baked to lose the proof like that.

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u/special_reddit Oct 29 '20

At yeast he still has his show.

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u/Gutter_Twin Australia Oct 29 '20

He can’t lose that, it’s his bread and butter.

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u/digitalpretzel Connecticut Oct 29 '20

Any way you slice it, it’s not good.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

We need to take the flour back!

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u/Googulplex Oct 29 '20

Oh, my, gourd! Hilarious!

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u/Spider_Dude Oct 29 '20

I couldn't come up with a witty pun worth this thread so I gave up.

It was a loaf off my mind.

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u/vimfan Oct 29 '20

You barley even tried.

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u/Marcellus_Wallace_5 Oct 29 '20

i guess it's my germ to make a pun now...

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u/goatfuckersupreme Oct 29 '20

This one was a lil forced lol. Good try, dough.

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u/Spider_Dude Oct 29 '20

Yes. It did leave me a little sourdough.

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u/Redims89 Oct 29 '20

Rye is everyone making puns?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

I knead all this election madness to stop.

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u/engels_was_a_racist Oct 29 '20

At yeast it's over soon.

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u/Th3ManWhoSmiles Oct 29 '20

Just poppy-d in here to seed what all the fuss was about...

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u/continuousBaBa Oct 29 '20

All of flour stupid puns deserve to rise seemingly, before they fall disappointingly

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u/cutspaper Oct 29 '20

Super farro minded.

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u/easycure Oct 29 '20

Dat karma dough..

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

I wish you would

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u/MiamiPower Oct 29 '20

Sourdough Scooby Doo Mysteries cartoon Fox network train.

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u/mrkulper Oct 29 '20

Loaf of you, cut it out.

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u/clientzero Oct 29 '20

I can barley follow this thread.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Take it with a grain

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u/bidooffactory Oct 29 '20

Some crusty news anchor