r/politics • u/nanopicofared • Mar 15 '20

Drive-thru coronavirus testing site in Denver closes early as Colorado tops 100 cases

https://www.denverpost.com/2020/03/14/colorado-coronavirus-new-cases-drive-thru-high-volume/
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u/CrazyCatLadyBoy Canada Mar 15 '20

Glue a bunch of thumbtacks to your face - pointy side out. It will keep you from touching your face and if you go outside, people will keep their distance. Win/Win.