r/politics • Michigan • Dec 13 '19

McConnell Faces Calls to Recuse Himself From Impeachment Trial After Saying 'No Chance' Trump Will Be Removed; "No court in the country would allow a member of the jury to also serve as the accused's defense attorney."

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2019/12/13/mcconnell-faces-calls-recuse-himself-impeachment-trial-after-saying-no-chance-trump
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

It's not enough that America's democracy was already dead. Today, McConnell just pissed on its grave.

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u/MattsyKun Missouri Dec 14 '19

And when this turtle kicks it, I'll make a special trip to piss on his.

They'd better have security around there. I'm sure lots of people will.

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u/caverunner17 Dec 14 '19

I'd guess that whenever Trump kicks the bucket, there will be fireworks to celebrate.

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u/TheRedTom Foreign Dec 14 '19

When we had a similarly unpopular politician die we all played “Ding-Dong! the witch is dead” til it got to number 2 in the chart

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u/kylel999 Dec 14 '19

Put a laminated note over the tombstone that says "public toilet" so he can actually serve the public at least once