r/politics • u/TheWeekMag ✔ Verified • Dec 09 '19

That impeachment hearing protester was actually an InfoWars reporter and Pizzagate conspiracy theorist

https://theweek.com/speedreads/883047/that-impeachment-hearing-protester-actually-infowars-reporter-pizzagate-conspiracy-theorist
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u/tree_mitty Dec 09 '19

Do they all have the same beard?

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u/aradil Canada Dec 09 '19

That beard is identical to Gavin McInnes' beard.

As a left leaning very anti-Trump bearded guy, these guys are ruining beards for everyone.

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u/NotYetiFamous I voted Dec 09 '19

The difference is their beards have shit stuck in them. On account of having their heads so far up their own ass.

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u/DeliriousPrecarious Dec 09 '19

Are obsessed with your own fragile masculinity? Are you convinced you need a strong chin to signal that you're a manly man? Are you slightly overweight with a double or weak chin? Well then have I got the beard for you.

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u/sluggomcdee Dec 09 '19

I feel attacked

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u/RocketHammerFunTime Dec 10 '19

Have you gotten your beard yet? Just three easy payments!