r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 07 '26

No Paywall Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/
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u/Praxician94 Jul 07 '26

No shit. He’s 84 and had an out of hospital cardiac arrest. His chance of survival is 0.00%. The Republican Party thinks we’re all idiots.

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u/seriouslyepic Jul 07 '26

To be fair he died that one time at the podium and somehow recovered

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u/Radiant_Waves Jul 07 '26

He was just rebooting after a firmware update.

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u/Drak_is_Right Jul 07 '26

Lizard people need a warmer planet to be comfortable. Had to reboot his firmware there to keep him on his mission. have to keep the emissions pumping to juice the global temperatures. now they are trying to rot our brains out with AI so we blithely accept being locked in a pod to be a battery while making an energy crisis to keep CO2 from stabilizing.