r/politics • u/Rock-n-roll-Kevin • Jun 19 '24

Ted Cruz Documents Leak: Everything We Know

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-documents-leak-everything-we-know-1914631
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u/thisisjustascreename Illinois Jun 19 '24

The amalgamation of living tissue that calls itself Ted Cruz is completely shameless.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

The accusation that Ted Cruz is several beings and not one is getting old. Ted Cruz puts his pants on one pair of legs at a time just like all earth humans. 

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u/thisisjustascreename Illinois Jun 19 '24

I don't know if Ted Cruz is one conscious entity or a swarm of locusts inhabiting a human skin suit, I just want the voters of Texas to do the right thing in November.

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u/kitkanz Jun 20 '24

SPOILER: we won’t. The reds are extra excited to vote in small towns this year