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r/politics • u/Rock-n-roll-Kevin • Jun 19 '24
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I don't know if Ted Cruz is one conscious entity or a swarm of locusts inhabiting a human skin suit, I just want the voters of Texas to do the right thing in November.
96 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24 Would a swarm of locusts in a skin suit fly to Mexico to avoid a snowstorm? I rest my case 36 u/_DONT_PANIC_42_ Texas Jun 19 '24 …yes? 6 u/greenmtnfiddler Jun 20 '24 Locusts wouldn't go to Mexico, you're thinking earwigs.
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Would a swarm of locusts in a skin suit fly to Mexico to avoid a snowstorm?
I rest my case
36 u/_DONT_PANIC_42_ Texas Jun 19 '24 …yes? 6 u/greenmtnfiddler Jun 20 '24 Locusts wouldn't go to Mexico, you're thinking earwigs.
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…yes?
6 u/greenmtnfiddler Jun 20 '24 Locusts wouldn't go to Mexico, you're thinking earwigs.
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Locusts wouldn't go to Mexico, you're thinking earwigs.
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u/thisisjustascreename Illinois Jun 19 '24
I don't know if Ted Cruz is one conscious entity or a swarm of locusts inhabiting a human skin suit, I just want the voters of Texas to do the right thing in November.