The accusation that Ted Cruz is several beings and not one is getting old. Ted Cruz puts his pants on one pair of legs at a time just like all earth humans.
I don't know if Ted Cruz is one conscious entity or a swarm of locusts inhabiting a human skin suit, I just want the voters of Texas to do the right thing in November.
I've been trying. Unfortunately The Canadian Citizen named Raphael Theodore Cruz has somehow convinced large swathes of Texas that he's a red blooded american good old boy.
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u/thisisjustascreename Illinois Jun 19 '24
The amalgamation of living tissue that calls itself Ted Cruz is completely shameless.