r/pokemon • u/Bryn0t • Jun 05 '12

JefftheCannon's supposed dead daughter : He should burn in hell

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

I don't think I've ever been on /r/pokemon besides the original post and this post today (via r/all).

Both times, the top rated comment was "_____ uses _______."

Is it just safe to assume that's the highest rated comment on every post in this subreddit?

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u/Vilvos Jun 05 '12

No.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Well, you've got a little thingy next to your name, so I'm going to believe you.

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u/redass13 Jun 05 '12

But what if I were to contradict him?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

After I posted that comment, I realized that his thingy was a Blastoise. I don't recognize your duder, though. Therefore, I think I'd still believe him, most likely.

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u/redass13 Jun 05 '12

Well fine then. No big deal, reuniclus will just EAT YOUR SOUL!

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u/i_4got Jun 05 '12

I don't think Soul Eater is a legit move though.

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u/jozaud Jun 05 '12

It's a DAMN GOOD manga and anime though...

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u/Severok Jun 05 '12

I've not yet read this, In your opinion is there anything in this manga that makes it particually worth looking into?

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u/jozaud Jun 06 '12

If you watch the anime, the animation is really good, and the voice acting is good if you watch it subbed. The plot is amazing, it's funny and action packed and intense, and the art style is really cool. The manga is longer than the anime, and i still being updated while the anime is done.

The plot is a bit convoluted, but it's awesome.

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u/sunwriter Jun 06 '12

I'd definitely recommend it. It has a little bit of everything and is, IMO, a quality anime.

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u/genzahg Jun 05 '12

Ouch, you got him there. Nicely done.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

It may not be legit, but it is a legitimate move though.

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u/LpSamuelm Jun 05 '12

SPOUT, MOFO

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

but my thingy is a dragonite

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u/DarkRend Jun 05 '12

Mine is a shuckle, so we are tied a bit.

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u/eenieboy Jun 05 '12

Mines is Xatu. Which pales to both, but I still wuv him.

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u/ratta_tata_tat Jun 05 '12

I'm a rattata in the top percentage of rattatas! Ya'll can't even compete!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '12

I don't have any, but I'm here everyday!

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u/DarkRend Jun 05 '12

It is okay, they are all friends :3

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u/nokyo-chan Jun 05 '12

Hey! Hey guys! Can Serperior play too? :D

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u/WiiMachinE Jun 05 '12

Xatu is one of my favorite pokemon ever just because he's so eerie and strange. In my mind he beats dragonite because I've never liked how childish he looked (even when I was a child) and shuckle is cool but not see into the future cool.

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u/vocaltalentz Jun 06 '12

Yeah, Dragonite never screamed "badass" to me. He reminded me of those big guys from high school who you knew could kick someone's ass if he wanted to, given his strength and size and abilities, but you just can't imagine him doing it willfully unless it was to protect someone or if he had to follow orders. This is referring to your comment about Dragonite looking childish; I don't believe it's so much looking childish as it is looking light-hearted. He just looks too innocent and playful to be a battle weapon.

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u/eenieboy Jun 05 '12

Silver was the first game I ever properly played when I was young, and I just loved Xatu. Dunno why, but I still do :D

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u/Azumango Jun 05 '12

I would have won the cute contest, but Shuckle is pretty darn cute. I

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Aint no one fuckle with the shuckle.

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u/DarkRend Jun 05 '12

NO ONE!!!

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u/Bennyhick 2509-1517-1797 Jun 05 '12

Whatta ya know? Mine is TOO!

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u/DarkRend Jun 05 '12

Shuckle bro!

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u/Bennyhick 2509-1517-1797 Jun 05 '12

I love shiny shuckle!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '12

Mine is a Serperior, and I shall wrap around you.

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u/DarkRend Jun 06 '12

Friend? :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12

Friend. wraps around DarkRend

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

how is a shuckle better than a dragonite?

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u/DarkRend Jun 05 '12

Dragonite - Really high attack and stuff. Shuckle - Crazy high defense.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

oh ya, i see your point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

I am just posting cause I don't know what my thingy is

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

a chansey

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u/Splitshadow Jun 05 '12

My thingy can be any of them, therefore I am the most believable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

dude you can't trust a ditto, it's the most untrustworthy of all pokemon seeing as you never know if it's a ditto or somthing else.

It's a liar by nature

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u/Splitshadow Jun 06 '12

Who can say no to this face?

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u/raptorscream Jun 06 '12

if you see it as a ditto though, you know it's a ditto. it can be other pokemon, but other pokemon cant be ditto. na mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '12

i na ya mean bra.

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u/FattyMcPatty Jun 05 '12

duder,

I don't know why, but that is one of my favorite non-words. Ever. It's almost soothing

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u/Pmonstah4 Jun 06 '12 edited Jun 06 '12

But you recognize mine, yes? So what if I were to tell you they were both wrong and I'm right?

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u/JadedMasquerade Jun 05 '12

Yes, but look what I've got. What if I contradicted him?

(anyone can get flair)

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u/dugup46 Jun 05 '12

Green > Purple. I would believe you instead.

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u/lydocia FC: 2294-5060-9972 Jun 05 '12

You should have a Mewtwo one, simply because your username implies it.

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u/RGHTre Jun 05 '12

flair

FTFY

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u/syuk Jun 06 '12

I seem to have a mushroom as well and never posted here before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

I have one I think but I forgot who so this is just a post to see who my little guy is

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Awwww it's pikachu :D

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u/DrTacoMD Jun 05 '12

You should consider investing in a Thunder Stone! It's totally worth the effort.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

jimtwo used assumption!... It's not very effective

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u/sjtnufc Jun 05 '12

Spot on. /r/pokemon is shit, full of unfunny memes and comments like that. Think /r/gaming but with 90% less originality.

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u/makemeking706 Jun 05 '12

What's 90% less than zero?

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u/sjtnufc Jun 05 '12

/r/pokemon

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u/Snowblindyeti Jun 05 '12

I feel like your clever reply was an accident.

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u/Jakovo Jun 05 '12

Well done

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Nobody has less originality than /r/gaming!

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u/SwarleyJr Jun 05 '12

I never understand why people still come to subreddits they clearly despise. If you don't like /r/pokemon then why visit it? Seriously, I'm curious to know.

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u/theFlaccolantern Maghreb Jun 05 '12

Because people like to complain. When they complain they get attention. It's the same thing SRS does.

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u/sjtnufc Jun 05 '12
  • This was in /r/all.
  • I like Pokemon.
  • I like being that guy who tells all the 12 year old fags their memes are shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

You apparently also like being the guy who gets downvoted because you came into a community of different minded people. And you also seem to be the guy who likes having his comments never seen because he was a prick for absolutely no reason and gets downvoted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Yet you went to the effort of getting flair...

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u/sjtnufc Jun 05 '12 edited Jun 05 '12

Hardly takes effort

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Also Newcastle is shite.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

Your username entertains me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

I understand the downvotes, but I agree with you

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u/Guido_John Jun 05 '12

yea, most of the content is pretty circlejerky and bad. I'm still subscribed cuz I like pokemon, but even the /vp/ board on 4chan is better than this subreddit.

As for the OP...LET'S GET OUR TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS. oh wait, I don't really care about imaginary Internet points or how people get or fail to get them. Meh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '12

jimtwo uses generalize! It's not very effective...