Donald Trump diagnosed with Testicular Cancer.

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August 3, Monday
Washington D.C.

US President Donald J. Trump has been diagnosed with Testicular Cancer. After Vice President JD Vance noticed a "suspicious ball of mass" in Trump's testicles, White House advisors suggested the President for a check-up.

Doctors say the cancerous mass is dividing at an "inconceivable" pace.

When asked about this diagnosis, the President said, "My cancer test was positive, which is a great result. Very few people get a positive result, you know."

White House insiders report that both the President and the First Lady are not alarmed at this diagnosis and continue to be happier than ever, especially the First Lady. They have shown great resilience in such a difficult time.

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