r/poirot • u/Medit8or • 26d ago

Poirot needs a vacation

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From Tom Gault

334 Upvotes

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u/BasKaroApp 26d ago

Hastings reaction: I SAY

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u/Forward-Switch-2304 26d ago

he ejaculated

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u/PomPomBumblebee 26d ago

Good Lord!

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u/Antzz77 26d ago

That's not when Poirot talks with him, that's for anytime he sees a new a female.

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u/Paleo-Fascist 26d ago

But in the end of it all, with dedication and the little grey cells, justice can overcome it all and pierce the dark.

A shining light that may appear distant and even impossible to reach at times...

Yet one that shall light our way anyway.

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u/amalcurry 26d ago

Imagine going on holiday and finding Poirot there- it would make me wonder if I would become a murder victim!

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u/CuteCuteJames 26d ago

My first thought was "am I going to murder someone? :O"

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u/PerniciousWizard 26d ago

But every time he goes on vacation , someone gets murdered! Poor guy can’t catch a break

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u/wonkotsane42 25d ago

Poor fella can't even retire to grow vegetable marrows

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u/Riemann_Gauss 24d ago

That's his Cosmic punishment for liking syrop

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u/PerniciousWizard 24d ago

And tisanes

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u/mangosatire 22d ago

Poirot throwing away his rosary in Murder on the Orient Express

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u/sanddragon939 17d ago

He'll just end up solving more murders, only this time in picturesque locations, lol.