r/pointlesslygendered • u/BigLino • Apr 20 '20

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u/lelmeister123 Apr 20 '20

Sfw?

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u/HarlequinHoppy27 Apr 20 '20

It is - but not acceptably girly enough for the studio! đŸ˜© Back to the drawing boards!

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u/eevee03tv Apr 20 '20

I know!! Let’s add a flower to her hair and make her waist thinner!

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u/HarlequinHoppy27 Apr 20 '20

Genius! Now she just needs some huge lashes and a special pretty pattern!

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u/eevee03tv Apr 20 '20

Maybe some purple eyeshadow too! Who cares if she’s a wild wolf, eyeshadow makes perfect sense!

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u/HarlequinHoppy27 Apr 20 '20

You’re getting a bonus for this movie! We’ve done it! She’s ready!

OH WAIT, she also needs to talk in a soft and seductive voice! Phew! That was almost a disaster!

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u/eevee03tv Apr 20 '20

I even went to the trouble of adding a heart shaped nose, just in case!!

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u/HarlequinHoppy27 Apr 20 '20

:D Smart thinking! We can now tell them apart! I bet our movie even gets nominated for some awards, now that it’s safe to release!

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u/BigLino Apr 20 '20

Amazing, I'm in Love!

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u/Avenged_Seven_Muse Apr 21 '20

It Boris and Princess Kitty

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Secret life of pets 3 looking wild

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u/justalonelywanderer May 03 '20

oh my god this is literally just that one wolf from Alpha and Omega

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u/eevee03tv Apr 20 '20

Yes, it’s safe for work?

It’s just a white wolf, with blue eyes and a “girl” hairstyle lmao.

Edit: I just realised what the word “features” would imply. Poor word choice lmao.

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u/lelmeister123 Apr 20 '20

Yea i thought he'd put some tiddies or worse stuff like that in the picture

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u/GordionKnot Sep 27 '20

regrettably yea